Saturday Tour Spam #1

[_flaming_june_]

10:00-- Two retirees from California, RV-ing their way across the country. Gin-soaked and rheumy-eyed. I swear I got a contact buzz off of them. Nice folks, but...whoah.

11:00-- I put the sign on the door. Because I am evil.

Comments

[herself_nyc]

Huh. I guess being gin-soaked is the only way they can stand being together in an RV at that point in a long marriage.

I hope they're not driving that RV drunk.

[writteninstars]

Shall I sing to keep you entertained?

Billy Liar's got his hands in his pockets
Staring over at the neighbor's, knickers down.
He's got his knickers down.

I did read that you're listening to The Decemberists', didn't I? Is it the newer one, Her Majesty? That's the album title, not yours. ;-)

[darling_effect]

I'm gin-soaked and rheumy-eyed today. Partying with flowery_twat and annakovsky will do that to you.
::serenades you with an off-key rendition of "Milkshake"::

[7spoons]

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