Comments | _famine_: Ethan Albright strikes back.

_famine_

Ethan Albright strikes back.

Oct 13, 2006 23:11

So Ethan Albright was rated the worst overall player in Madden 07, and he writes to John Madden about it.
This is pretty damned funny, so you should read it.

Comments 8

And yes... _famine_ October 14 2006, 06:14:03 UTC

I know it's satire. But it's still pretty great.

Re: And yes... atrocity_ October 14 2006, 06:36:55 UTC

great. this was my favorite.

You make it sound like I wake up in the morning, helplessly shit and piss myself, then lose three of my teeth before I discover that I am trying to eat a rock for breakfast

Does anyone know who its really by?

Re: And yes... _famine_ October 14 2006, 07:38:27 UTC

Probably this Juan Turlington guy at the top, next to the contributor/author part.

http://www.thephatphree.com/Contributors.asp?AuthorID=144

darkain October 14 2006, 08:57:27 UTC

"Ted Washington is rated a 40 in agility. He is listed at 365 pounds. If Ted Washington tied a white lady up and made her wear a metal bikini, he’d look just like Jabba the Hut. "

I LOLed IRL!

rimmerofsmeg October 14 2006, 10:31:44 UTC

thank you for pointing this out.. that really made my night!

derektor October 14 2006, 16:57:00 UTC

[laughs] reminds me of the onion.

dlowber October 14 2006, 18:30:58 UTC

That was hilarious. And he's completely right. Having throwing/power and pass coverage ratings for an OFFENSIVE LINEMAN is completely retarded.

That'd be like evaluating my ability to handle PMS.