Important Updates From Annaland

[_evewasframed_]

Songs I've been singing:

Every little thing I do is magic
Every little thing just turns me on
Even though my love is automatic
My love goes on and on.

Things I've learned recently:

When your client unexpectedly starts to give birth on your table, bring a bucket. Water breaking equals, like, a GALLON of fluid. I've been swimming in it for two days.

Comments

midwifery

[commie_jesus]

So you can put Midwife on your business cards now? Is that how it works?

Re: midwifery

[_evewasframed_]

sadly, she just leaked for a while, then went to the hospital. i was really looking forward to it too!