You're ridiculous.

Yeah, you.

I swear, my computer belongs in the red light district.

I miss Chris a lot. :(

I'm really hungry. And I just ate a lot of food.

O', to be fat.

Iwanttopunchhiminthethroat. No, I'm not referring to Chris.

( Thank you, Saraaaaahhhhhhhh! )

I know it seems like all I ever do anymore is post song lyrics, but oh well. This song makes me really happy, and I'm sure you could figure out why.

( I lovelovelove my boyfriend. )

I love Alanis Morisette. Her entire Jagged Little Pill album is amazing.

I wonder how Chris would feel if I gave her my virginity.

I just had the privelage of experiencing what Matthew Fox has wet dreams about, every night of his life. I was threatened to be raped by a gay man.

VOMIT.

I went to the homecoming game which was probably the stupidest thing I've done in a very long time. It was cold and rainy the whole time. I'm still shivering.

I feel very cool&smart&awesome&devious right now.

I love Chris Ellis, as well.