Look guys, a fic!

[_emomuffin]

Yep, this is something I wrote for Jaime for her birthday and she was so filled with squee over it that she insisted that I post it, too. So...here it is. XD

Title: Pens and other phallic objects
Author:_emomuffin
Pairing: Stephen/Tad
Warnings: Fake Person Slash
Rating: light NC-17
Summary: Tad is obsessed with watching Stephen suck on pens
Disclaimer: I

Comments

[snoopypez]

I looooove yooooou!! :D :D :D :D I'm STILL flailing about and giddy and smiling and giggling and haaaappy. And yes, you so own me after this. ;P I shall now quote some fave lines. :D!

it just seemed like every time he glanced over at his boss to undress him with his eyes make sure the show was going smoothly
Heeee! I love strikeouts.

Well, besides all the fans in the audience, of course, because they always looked like that
How very true. XD

secret-message-of-cheek-hollowing-joy
::snerk!::

Tad realized for the first time that he may actually have to kill Jon Stewart.
XD I just love how dramatically I read that in my mind.

I still want to see Tad drawn in a bear suit. :P And omg, going through this, I totally want to basically copy and paste EVERY SINGLE LINE.

Most of his planned statement was cobbled together from lines he’d heard in movies, so he figured they must be good.
I love that a big part of Tad's character is stealing lines from movies. XD

Imagine every single line in italics here.. :P

Though, he preferred to think of

[lashia69]

Bwhahaha, "slutty pen!" And "pen-gays." HAHA, oh pens!

The man wore gay on him like it was cologne.

Haha, you definitely come up with the best random gay lines ever. Nice work, I love it :D Jaime is a lucky lady!

[chicalolita]

I want to join in the praise, especially of "the man wore gay on him like it was cologne" line. Tad reeks of gay!

[lapelosa]

I read and enjoyed this yesterday, but am only now making comments. I fail. Forgive?

Short version: This is cute, I like it a lot!

Long version: It's a good fic. One thing that the Tad/Stephen series had me wondering was, Stephen is clearly obsessed with power dynamics -- although he forgets it when he really gets going, I think -- and he's also selfish, so probably unlikely to do something that would give pleasure to another man but not necessarily to himself; i.e. the end of the blowjob in the office story. Stephen blowing Tad was the only sexual act that they hadn't done. And yet on the show Stephen so clearly has an oral fixation. This is a very interesting contradiction that must be explored!

Haha yes, Tad is very very gay. But what about Stephen?

Getting lost in metaphors (pens or otherwise) is wonderful -- and clearly a strong theme of this series.

I loved how right after that argument, Tad just turns around and locks the door and Stephen just jumps on him.

*walks around enjoying the mental imagery from this story*

[harrywells]

ooomg yes.
I'm so excited to read this!! I have to go to bed but I don't care. I'm going to get ready for bed and save this for the very last. *prays for nice dreams*
Okay here I go! :D :D :D