Buy this book and waste every pence you spend on it

[_emilydickinson]

I resent doing this. I have to or I will be grounded for 2 months, although considering I don't often leave the house, that isn't an important threat. I do, however, resent opheliablue's suggestion that it will make me feel good about myself because I've done something for her

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[daphnedumaurier]

It states in your profile that you have had 5000 orgasms. Do you have any advice on how other humans might have five thousand orgasms? I am willing to send up to eighty pence by mail if there should be a helpful pamphlet of some variety.

Also, I must say I am quite enamored of your poetry. I am an authoress myself. Shall we be friends?

Chillin' not illin',
Daphne

P.S.: Your sister Vinnie is a total babe.

P.P.S.: My husband wrote that last part. Obviously.