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[_emilydickinson]

The first one is correct.
I am DEEPLY offended by the fifth one.
The ninth one is rather amusing, even though it's crap. Women are always proposing to me.

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1. US gold coins used to say 'In _emilydickinson we trust'.
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Comments

[dreamboatdanny]

I don't know about #10... sounds a bit made-up to me.

[_emilydickinson]

Are you trying to make me feel bad about the years I had to spend as a child being a lobster?

I have had a lot of therapy to overcome that and now you have ruined it all. I will send you my bill.

You know why I never came out of the house later on in life? Because I grew back into a lobster.

*sobs*

[chad_horvath]

You know why I never came out of the house later on in life? Because I grew back into a lobster.

...which is why you never wanted anyone to see you... it's all coming together now!

[anne_bradstreet]

Did you do your dishes yet? What are you doing on Livejournal?