This is revolting

[_emilydickinson]

Interesting

For Death's sake...

...these are disgusting!

What? I'm only looking because apparently I have to get a present for the Bitch just because she got engaged or something.

Goodness, you can register and have a wishlist on this site.

*appalled*

Comments

[anne_bradstreet]

*also appalled*

[_emilydickinson]

*even more appalled*

So - have you created your wishlist yet?

I have!!!!!!!!111 I have got 88 items on it so far, but I have not even got halfway through the site yet.

[anne_bradstreet]

Well, it's obvious, then, that you're a depraved pervert. I closed my browser immediately upon viewing that site.

I prefer using the catalogue. I'm not giving out my credit card information over the internet!

[_emilydickinson]

YOU CAN GET A CATALOGUE??????????????????

*ahem*

How did you get one so quickly?

I can only assume that you either a) already had one or b) you had one delivered immediately by express courier.

Was it delivered by a male courier on a motorbike? With leather on?

HARLOT

somebody likes you...

[wyndham_earle]

http://www.livejournal.com/community/greatpoets/1297741.html

Re: somebody likes you...

[_emilydickinson]

*orgasms*

I greatly resent the fact that I had to create an extra journal simply to respond to that beautiful poem.

I must meet this Theodore man immediately.

[anne_bradstreet]

Aw, Windie, why'd you go and do that? Now she's never going to get over herself!

[_emilydickinson]

I believe this has been said about you before, Annie dear, but you are incredibly embittered are you not?

Can I help it if I write better poetry than you? No, I cannot.

Get over yourself.

[killer_pelicans]

We know someone whose boyfriend uses this on her. Now that's disgusting.