more filth

[_emeraldgreen]

For shaggydogstail. ♥ I'm sorry, I know you asked for James and Sirius (and not James/Sirius) and breaking noises, but James does like to play with the Black brothers, and so it's kind of Sirius/James, with mentions (of the porny variety) of James/Regulus. I'm thinking I need to castrate James before I'm allowed to write him again.

Comments

[mauvaise_etoile]

it's kind of Sirius/James

No, honey, this is Sirius/James. And really damn hot to boot.

[_emeraldgreen]

*giggles*
I was trying to pretend a little, as I don't think I've written anyone's prompts exactly how they asked! *fails*

But thank you! That makes me very happy, as I was scared of writing porn for the longest time! ♥

[roz_morgan]

That James is just very naughty and really should have a spanking of his very own. If I was Sirius I would have bitten his cock off.

[_emeraldgreen]

Oh, I know. It does make you wonder who could get away with spanking him, doesn't it? :D

Sirius knows better than that: the world would surely weep for its loss!

[roz_morgan]

Well, I rather fancy Rodolphus. *is rather naughty that way*

But Sirius could have given it to Draco to use in his collection.

[_emeraldgreen]

Ooh, you are naughty, aren't you? You should so write that. :D

Oh, yes! I'm not sure that Draco would appreciate the Potter cock like it deserves, but I'm sure he could still have much fun with it. He could play puppet shows with all his severed cocks, couldn't he? I'll go away now.

[fleshdress]

Eeeee! So much love for this and I should so totally confess that CQ thread of James/Sirius that began with pornographic talk of Regulus! You write damn good porn for someone who was afeared of writing the word 'cock' not so long ago. :)
*loves*

[_emeraldgreen]

Eee, really? Naughty boys! Regulus doesn't know whether to be jealous or immensely pleased with himself! :D

And oh, thank you! I'm still quite scared, but I blame you entirely for James and his giant cock of persuasion. ♥ That probably deserves capitalisation, really.

[wildesidewalker]

You give me much joy to be reading at work, and for that I love you. This was just all kinds of hot and delicious, and James really is a rather evil bastard, that he is.

However, James considers himself a fair man, and he thinks that he must see them together in order to make the most accurate comparison. So he makes a plan.

You will be writing this, yes? *tempts with cookies*

[_emeraldgreen]

Eee, thank you so much! I'm so pleased that it was joy-bringing! ♥ James is terribly in need of some discipline, whether he will admit it or not. (I'm thinking not, but it doesn't make it any less true!) :D

I'd like to say yes, but I think if I tried, it would be crack rather than the porn that threesome deserves! :)

[shaggydogstail]

THANK YOU!!

Eee, you have got ever so dirty lately, do you know that? And how I love you for it. ♥

“He was a virgin, you know. Was. You wouldn’t believe how tight he was, Sirius. You should have heard the sounds he made when I first pushed inside him; God, you know I love those breaking noises.”

BEST USE OF A PROMPT EVER!!

Also, James is a very, very naughty boy. He should be punished. And I don't think Sirius should stand for people talking about his little brother like that. You can see where this is going, can't you?

Yes, Sirius ought to give James a good spanking. And make sure he's too tired to do anything so disgusting with pretty little Slytherin boys for a very long time.

[_emeraldgreen]

OH YAY! I'm so, so pleased that you liked it, and I hope you didn't mind the prompt being stretched a little to fit in slutty younger brothers! Regulus really needs a slap on the wrist or something for being such a terrible barger-in.

James should be punished, shouldn't he? And yes, I quite agree that Sirius should be the one to do it! He can't be letting James going around talking like that. He should probably spank Regulus too, whilst he's at it.

♥