because trains seem to make me write bestiality (of sorts)

[_emeraldgreen]

Title: If You Go Down To The Woods Today
Pairing: James/Regulus
Rating: I never know. It’s fairly clean, apart from a hint of bestiality, if you’re looking.
Warnings: Um yes. Silliness. Possible slight bestiality, but not really. Knickers. Mosquito orgies. That kind of thing.

Comments

[roz_morgan]

I'm mostly disturbed that James ate Regulus's pants. That's just going to play havoc with his digestion and serve him right.

and twinkling Dumbeldore is disturbing.

*giggles* This was just fantastic!

[_emeraldgreen]

I know. He's only got himself to blame if he gets an upset stomach, hasn't he? And it's not like he can tell anyone that it was because he'd eaten poor Reggie's knickers, so he'd just have to suffer in silence. And Reg wouldn't even dress up as a nurse for him, because he'd be sulking. Sorry, I'm clearly thinking way too much about this!

Anyway, thank you! I'm really glad that you enjoyed it, and hope that you weren't too disturbed by Dumbledore. But you so know that he knew what was going on. :D

[roz_morgan]

Well, Regulus shouldn't dress up as a nurse! He'd have no knickers to wear underneath, and then James would just take advantage of him and exhorst himself and be even sicker!

That's just even more disturbing.

[_emeraldgreen]

Reg has plenty of knickers, but that still wouldn't stop him being in a mood about one pair being eaten. :)

Dumbles probably wanted some of the Prongs-love too, no doubt. :D

[fleshdress]

Eeee! Naked in the woods!Reg! Eeee! Prongs eating knickers! I hope they weren't a particularly sparkly pair though because not only will Reg miss them (and really not want them back after Prongs has... erm... finished with them) but the sequins and glitter aren't good for stag tummies.

And yay for Prongs being obscenely huge! Though I know that wasn't actually where Reg was looking, still it follows doesn't it? A huge stag is not likely to be iddy biddy in the genitalia department, is he?

And wickedly twinkling Dumbledore and limited time frames when there is no cock-occupation! Eee! *glee*

I really liked this, can you tell? :)

[_emeraldgreen]

Oh dear, but now Colin is most eager to know if Prongs eats knickers, then do they erm, come out when James is in human form if he transforms back before they er, pass through. It's best to ignore him, I think. Surely James'/Prongs' bowel movements are none of his business. :D

I expect Prongs has most impressive bits, otherwise it would be very comical! Not least because I'm sure James wouldn't be happy about it at all. And oh! But I forgot to make him bellow at Reg! Because how terrified would he be at that?

I'm thinking Dumbledore must have known what was going on, you know, and I'm sure he enjoyed it. But yay! I'm so pleased that you liked it, my lovely! *is gleeful*

[shaggydogstail]

Hee, I can't believe you wrote this on the train! You make the public transport system seem so much more fun.

Delightfully pervy, just as I would expect. I especially liked everything about Regulus' knickers--the name embroidered into the waistband, Prongs chewing on them, blaming Kreacher for stealing his mother's bloomers...fantastic work, m'dear! ♥

[_emeraldgreen]

No one was sitting next to me, thankfully. Although it was funny, because the train was packed out, and the only empty seat was next to me. Clearly either I smell, or they knew I was writing dodgy things. :)

Thank you! I'm really glad that you enjoyed it, and Prongs is a very bad boy for eating those pants, which I'm sure were very expensive and lovely. Not to mention that the lace probably scratched his throat, which would serve him right.

[pre_raphaelite1]

*squees*
OMG! I LOOOOVE it! You knew I would of course, but I really do. The style is just fantastic: playful and internal to highlight Rab's "state of mind" and his rather girly denials of what James means to him.

And damn it all to hell, I wish I could draw. I want a picture of Prongs chewing on Reg's pants, and Reg naked on the ground staring up at him.

[_emeraldgreen]

Yay! Thank you! I'm ever so pleased that you liked it, even if there was no real antler-love! Poor Reg, he is terribly in denial. I think he does probably admit to it one day. :)

And oh my goodness, so do I! Oh, the look on Reggie's face! And Prongs would be grinning evilly (if deer can grin) around the pants! Yes!

[kabeyk]

Yay for knicker-eating, though you stopped short of antler-sex. Sadly.

Love.x

[_emeraldgreen]

I know! I couldn't quite do the antler-loving, although I'm sure Prongs would have been grateful for it, seeing as he's immensely proud of his prongs! It's shameful really, isn't it? But we'll have to prod wildestranger until she writes that Wormtail/Prongs.