Let's think about Mean Girls for a minute

[_droplette_]

Does anyone know if those gain-weight-really-fast bars actually exist? And are available for sale?

I promise I'm not going to use them maliciously.

Comments

[miiindy]

i've heard that creatine works?

[anonymous]

there's only one way to get fat-eat baby hearts.

[_droplette_]

Can I get someone to gift-wrap those?

=(

[kilgorexxtrout]

my boss makes his daughter milkshakes using heavy cream instead of milk.