Comments | _dreamlogic_: fill in the blank...

_dreamlogic_

fill in the blank...

Oct 25, 2005 20:43

Your mama's webpage is so ugly...

Fill in the blank. Help me make this a cultural phenomenon. I can't think of any punchlines.

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_dreamlogic_ October 26 2005, 05:25:45 UTC

Ha! Not bad.

zip4096 October 26 2005, 04:12:44 UTC

It broke the screen? It makes computers explode? When you look at it your eyeballs turn inside out? The browser refuses to show it? You have to view it in a text-only browser or you have to disable images to view it? Anyone who views it turns feeble-minded or goes into convulsions? It is the first result if you Google "ugly"?

That's all I can think of. Maybe one of them will make you chuckle :)

bluek33 October 26 2005, 04:14:53 UTC

of those my vote is the last one: its the first result if you google ugly"

zip4096 October 27 2005, 01:04:09 UTC

Word :)

_dreamlogic_ October 26 2005, 05:28:51 UTC

Hm, "it broke the screen" works in a crude, third grade playground sort of way, which is always important for your mama jokes. I also like "You have to view it in a text-only browser or you have to disable images to view it" because it's so literal minded. And the Google one is appropriate as well. Good job!

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mightyjed October 27 2005, 04:57:19 UTC

that yo momma got offered a permanent position on the goatce webring.

_dreamlogic_ October 28 2005, 17:03:20 UTC

Ha I don't know what that is...I'm guessing that's a good thing?

samuraimariachi October 28 2005, 04:52:49 UTC

...that yo daddy thought it was a toilet and took a dump on the screen... because it looked like crap... yeah... now THAT is 3rd grade humor. Or maybe my school just had an unhealthy obsession with fecal humor.

_dreamlogic_ October 28 2005, 17:01:36 UTC

Aha, the idea of the computer being mistaken for something else had not occurred to me. Good, good.