Oh god, I could do better than that!

[_dog_coffee_]

Why does every movie ever made about dancing concern people who are really fantastic at dancing? It seems a little unfair and downright biased. I want to make a movie about someone who is terrible at dancing, and despite hours of hard work and montage after montage, never improves. Which will really make it a movie about following your dreams only

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[e_monk]

In All That Jazz, there's the character of a dancer who - montage after montage - never improves, and has to face up to never becoming a good dancer.

[_dog_coffee_]

Damn. You have spoiled all of my future plans. Maybe I need to watch more dance-based movies before I make these kinds of assertions.

[e_monk]

I think it's more of a "the exception that proves the rule." So your plans are still good.

[suzy_creamchez]

That is a FANTASTIC icon. I was just thinking about Alice's Restaurant this morning, and now I get to see Arlo in his tighty whities.

It's the Repo Man universal lattice of coincidence!!

[inu_shonen]

Yeah, that will go over well. "Mommy I want to dance" after the movie "Mommy I want a gallon of Ica cream!" and then she will cry and run away. She will later be the a dancer only her partner is a pole.

[inu_shonen]

Are you implying that this possible future movie will add to the worlds stripper population?