Top 10 albums of 2004 ( Read more... )

Everybody better fuckin' represent and watch some Education File on the NASA channel at 10 PM tonight. If you don't, you will find a few select bunch of pirates and jews at your front door, just waiting to eat you alive!

Oh no!

Driving to Canada today, wish me luck.

It's a simple plan. I call it by its code name: the "Get rid of all the old people by launching them into the sun, because they're worthless" plan ( Read more... )

It's a simple plan. I call it by its code name: the "Get rid of all the old people by launching them into the sun, because they're worthless" plan ( Read more... )

The following is supposedly an actual question given on a University of Washington chemistry mid-term. The answer by one student was so "profound" that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the pleasure of enjoying it as well ( Read more... )

If you take it at face value, the premise behind most Mario games is pretty ridiculous. You'd think that after having been kidnapped by nefarious forces five hundred times, Princess Peach's chancellors would bolt the door to her chamber, build a moat around it, and post mercenaries around the perimeter. But no. She always gets jacked while out on ( Read more... )

I haven't updated forever but I'm going to now.

I have to watch my brother tonight so I'm just gonna chill, watch Eternal Sunshine, the Knicks, and read a little.

Goodbye.

I read the news today oh boy ( Read more... )

Top 10 most badass people ever.

10)Bob Marley
9)Frank N Furter (The Rocky Horror Picture Show)
8)Hugh Heffner
7)Roger Ebert
6)Shaft
5)Tony Soprano
4)Mr. Blond (Reservoir Dogs)
3)Keith Richards
2)Kramer (Seinfeld)

And the baddest motherfucker of them all...

SAMUEL L. JACKSON.