... I got passed today by an Amish grandma in a gold Honda Accord ...
I love you Florida!!!!

wow, long time gone ( Read more... )

hell yeah!!
finally got my beach day!
only a coupla hours, but I got me some pink!
we had three days of chillin poolside for sun
but nothing beats the beach

the sun is shine bright
got a real nice breeze going
I think today is a great beach day
>P

this morning I watched the sunrise ( Read more... )

wow, so it seems that I've dropped off the face of the earth ( Read more... )

hey hey hello ( Read more... )

verily this sodomy doth comes as a surprise

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show thine teats or remove thyself

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cracks me up like you wouldn't freakin' believe!

ugh, this hasn't been my month ... months? ... years ( Read more... )

my bird is dead
Tweak is dead
my mother's stupid dog killed him
she climbed up on our kitchen table and knocked off his cage

I haven't been this heart broken since our evil cat Lucky ran off
I need deep choco therapy

I really really hate that damn dog

what am I going to do now without Tweak to rock out with me?