I think I pissed off the ocean

[_bitch_cakes_]

went up to Cocoa Beach Sunday
saw myself a shark ... right up on the beach
went again on Wednesday
got attacked by a crab ... TWICE!
and today in this morning headlines
crocodiles and alligators in th area ... beachside ...

yeah ... I don't think I'm gonna survive our next beach day

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[_slutknot_]

I TOLD YOU THEY ARE OUT TO GET US.