Oh my god, this series!! I can't wait for Bilbo to notice that's the baby moving he's feeling, and to finally accept that he's fucking pregnant, and all the other hobbits will be like "oh god, not you too" until he actually gives birth and then it'll be a huge hobbity scramble because everyone will finally see it for fact.
Oh my god, this series!! I can't wait for Bilbo to notice that's the baby moving he's feeling, and to finally accept that he's fucking pregnant,
I'm waiting for the muse to come up with a really fun way to do that realization, lol. I doubt he'll believe it till he starts to show and the baby starts moving in earnest.
and all the other hobbits will be like "oh god, not you too" until he actually gives birth and then it'll be a huge hobbity scramble because everyone will finally see it for fact.
I can imagine Jamie Grubb's reaction:
"This's your fault, Baggins! Completely!"
"Hardly, Jamie. You and Grelin may have had something to do with it. . . ."
"That's--that's entirely beside the point!"
Poor Thain Took's going to be quite flabbergasted.
Amazing.
Thank you! For reading and commenting and just being awesome :D
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Oh my god, this series!! I can't wait for Bilbo to notice that's the baby moving he's feeling, and to finally accept that he's fucking pregnant,
I'm waiting for the muse to come up with a really fun way to do that realization, lol. I doubt he'll believe it till he starts to show and the baby starts moving in earnest.
and all the other hobbits will be like "oh god, not you too" until he actually gives birth and then it'll be a huge hobbity scramble because everyone will finally see it for fact.
I can imagine Jamie Grubb's reaction:
"This's your fault, Baggins! Completely!"
"Hardly, Jamie. You and Grelin may have had something to do with it. . . ."
"That's--that's entirely beside the point!"
Poor Thain Took's going to be quite flabbergasted.
Amazing.
Thank you! For reading and commenting and just being awesome :D
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