Fic: "Hormones, And The Pregnant Ensign" ST:XI, McCoy/Girl!Chekov, NC-17

[_beetle_]

Why do I have so many 98% finished stories on my hard drive? And why do they want to be finished when I have prompt fic on my plate?

This needed half an hour of work and now, it's done. If only I could say the same for my ST:XI/Doom Xover.

Hormones, And The Pregnant Ensign
Author: _beetle_Fandom: ST:XI

Comments

[strickens_girl]

So cute. Lina and her broken wagina cracked me up.

Also, you're writing a ST/Doom crossover?!?!? *flails*

*bounces with joy*

*glomps you again*

[_beetle_]

This business of broken waginas and chronic lower back problems is wery, wery serious! Not for laughing!

The xover is kicking my arse.
::laments::
::hugs::

[shighola]

So good!

broken wagina
I literally fell out of my chair laughing.

[_beetle_]

Hey, no laughing. A broken wagina is a serious matter!

[izzyfics]

Oh, domestic porn, how I love you. No really, this was awesome, especially Lina's dirty suggestions and crazy ideas.

[_beetle_]

Thank you!

Lina's got a head full of dirty ideas, and that's one of the things Leonard loves about her.

Domestic pr0n is teh fun :D

[vinniebatman]

Okay, vhale and broken wagina are hilarious! So cute!!!!! I love it!

~Alice~

[_beetle_]

Thanks!

I had this thing mostly done eight months ago. It took this long to get around to polishing it off and posting it. I am awesome.

[secretsolitaire]

LOL, this is why I never want to be pregnant! :-P I love when Bones answers her with her own accent.

[_beetle_]

Thank you, lmao!

I could see being pregnant. It's the giving birth that gives me the heebie jeebies.