"Fortune's Wager: The Wearing Down of Dr. Leonard McCoy" (5/6)

[_beetle_]

At this point, I'm literally made of 151.

My friends are all, like, “are you gonna die of alcohol poisoning?”, and I'm, like, “you're not even in my will, so don't ask.”

Why's my skin all clammy?

Why does my keyboard have so many buttons that I don't use, like F11, and Prt Scr/SysRq? Bill Gates is weird

Comments

[madeleineurban]

*urgh* *mutters* You better fix this. *sob*

[_beetle_]

I will, for a small fee. . . .
::is wicked::

LOVE that icon!

[bookaddict43]

What?? What????? Bones is a dummy!! *smacks him* I want to see how you go on from here - hurry!!!! :D

[_beetle_]

Don't smack him--he may like it. . . .

Last bit is up, it's finished--at least this set of stories is. I'm working on a transition piece into some lighter stuff (I wasn't kidding about the alien sex!pollen).

[emocezi]

Bones....you....you....you BASTARD!!!!!!!!

And....what...WAT???????

[_beetle_]

And then, part six is up, lol, and I forgot to link to it in part five--thanks for reminding me. Six is the most recent entry in my journal, up and ready for perusal :)

Eeek! Satan-cat!
::runs away::

[_beetle_]

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