Dinner with the Mayer family

[_beachbitch]

Willy (the 11-year-old): "dad, when do you think human life started?"
Mark Mayer (aka the father): "when the first Seven-Eleven opened"
Willy: :::sigh:::

Comments

[oocatioo]

your dad rocks. period. so thats where u get all ur coolness from!

[_beachbitch]

ha! wow..cathy, ur amazing. <33333

Monday night krunkness buzz jazz night

[xrockindmassesx]

The kings of Krunk believe that life began in a cup of brail, then emerged to pimps and pimpetts then, guys like gabriel who like doughnuts with pink sprinkles, make sure ot listen to lil john and go to a jazz night at churchills, man i saw some cute girls and numbers are always a plus, hey can you dance the macarena?

Re: Monday night krunkness buzz jazz night

[_beachbitch]

::speechless::

Re: Monday night krunkness buzz jazz night

[zenith270]

That whole exchange was just priceless. hahahahaha.

I love alcohol.

Re: Monday night krunkness buzz jazz night

[_beachbitch]

y thank u

[xrockindmassesx]

Weird, my ex's last name is meyers, and they are wealthy peeps and her dad was pretty cool, crosscollateration? The twilight zone, and please disregard my act of krunkness yesterday.

[_beachbitch]

i tried to remember how the beat to the twilight theme song went, but i couldnt. im failure.

dont worry, disregarded

[mysuicidenote]

I dunno, i'm not too fond of 7-11. The only good memory i have is of a long time when i went in there with a lezbo friend of mine so that she could buy a Playboy while we sat outside and talked about titties...besides that i always go in and start looking around and those creepy guys at the counter always look at me like I'm gonna steal a bag of Cheetos or some shit. I mean who would steal a bag of Cheetos! A Snickers bar is acceptable, BUT CHEETOS!! Well yeah.....that is all.

[_beachbitch]

i totally agree... cheetos is way out of line.