Alcohol gave me life!

[_audhumla_]

Mum getting tibbly on white wine is always fun as she always seems to come out with an array of amusing, slightly dodgy anecdotes. Last night one these anecdotes happened to involve my conception. I have known for ages that I was an accident who refused to let the pill ruin my changes of existing. What I didn't know is that on the night of my

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[vivienne_aster]

That's freaking hilarious. Booze and Skase. It doesn't get any better than that.

[clappamungus]

Yeah, that does explain a lot. However, you'll drink any swill as long as it's under $10, whereas I'm sure gool ol' Pixie had a lot of very nice booze at this party. Obviously the good taste didn't get passed down.

I'd really rather not know the details of my conception. I'd prefer to think that it was immaculate.