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Have you ever been so cold that your pores seem to freeze up, thus causing your entire body to feel as though it has become as stiff as cardboard? Well, that's how I feel at this exact moment. My fingers are not cooperating in the bending department and typing is proving to be an interesting feat. I'm sure you all feel incredibly sad for me

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[rose_mcgowan]

Sleep...what's that?

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Something that we both should be doing right now.

[rose_mcgowan]

I never sleep. You'll see that the longer you're around. I'm one of the number one insomniacs around here. Even when my life is going well, which isn't something I can claim at the moment.

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I hate to hear that you're going through anything less than wonderful right now. If you need an ear, I've got two.

[alicia_s]

I'm so glad you're here. I squeed out of excitement the moment I saw your name and was so overcome with joy that it took me this long to contain myself and comment.

Hey you, it's good to see you. I'm glad to see you around again.

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I caused a squee! My life is complete.

The feeling is absolutely mutual, girl. I'll be sticking around.

[_pwilson]

Surely America isn't so stupid as to reelect that incompetent man. But nonetheless, I am scared for tomorrow.

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America will not be bozos. America will not be bozos. Lather, rinse, repeat.

[_pwilson]

From your lips to the election God's ears.