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Title: Bundle of Joy, Part 11
Band/Pairing: Simple Plan, Evanescence, MCR, H.I.M, and the Used. Gerard, Bert, Mikey, Spencer Chamberlain, Bam Margera, Amy Lee, and Ville Valo
Author: Me, the mistress
Rating: R...for Vam smut!!!
Summary: A pregnant Raab goes to see Bam and some sad news is delievered by April.
A new chapter by monday as promised!!!
"Ville," Bam whined.
"Yes, sweetheart?" Ville asked, looking up from his journal.
"I’m horny."
Ville laughed.
"So I’m guessing you want me to take care of that?" Ville asked.
Bam nodded and pouted. Ville grinned and took Bam into the bedroom. While Ville shut the door and locked it, Bam was already almost naked.
"Damn, you waste no time!" Ville grinned, pulling his shirt off.
"No I don’t. I’m horny and I want you in me now."
Ville tugged his pants off and climbed onto the bed. Bam hungrily kissed Ville, tugging on his bottom lip. Ville pushed Bam back onto the bed and slide into him.
"Oh baby," Bam moaned, closing his eyes as Ville began to fuck him.
"God, you’re tight," Ville grunted, shoving in and out of him.
"Well, I haven’t gotten laid in about a month."
Ville laughed and kissed him again. Bam let out a loud scream as Ville hit him in just the right spot. Tingles shot up Ville’s spine as Bam screamed and he released into him. The two lay panting on the bed as someone knocked on their door.
"Yes?" Ville asked, so glad that he had remembered to lock it.
"Daddy, feeds us," Gerard said on the other end.
"Ew, they doing nasty things in there," Bert said, giggling.
The two scampered away as Ville and Bam got dressed. The doorbell rang.
"Jesus Christ!" Bam yelled, going to get the door.
A very panic looking Raab was standing at his door.
"I don't know what the fuck to do!" Raab screamed, pushing past Bam.
Gerard giggled at Raab. He had always been amused by the blonde.
"Hey, little man, what's so funny?" Raab asked, ruffling Gee's hair.
"You," Gee giggled, before hopping off to join Mikey, Bert and Ville in the kitchen.
"God, Bam, kids don't take me seriously. How can I be having one?" Raab sighed, sitting down on the couch.
Bam laughed.
"Well, hey, I had them didn't I?" Bam smiled.
Raab nodded.
"But me and Dico as parents?" Raab asked.
"I'm sure you two will do great. Least you two are fun to be around and a baby will love Dico's stupid voices," Bam replied.
Raab laughed crazily at that. He loved Dico's crazy voices.
"Now chill out and go tell Dico that you are carrying his offspring."
Raab nodded and skipped off to tell Dico the good news. Bam rolled his eyes and walked back to the kitchen, where Ville was busy making grilled cheese for the boys. Mikey was drawing a stick figure of Quinn and Bert and Gee were whispering quietly to one another.
"What are you two discussing?" Bam asked, lifting Claire out of her highchair in order to give her a bottle.
Gerard stopped talking and turned to face Bam.
"Bert and I want a baby," Gerard said, with a dead serious look on his face.
Bam almost dropped the bottle and the baby out of his hands.
"What?" he asked, as Ville chuckled to himself.
"Bert and I want a baby."
"Right this second?" Bam asked, bringing the bottle to Claire's lips.
"No, silly. We have to do the nasty thing first," Gee laughed.
Bam closed his eyes, trying to pretend that he had not just heard his seven year old son talk about doing the nasty thing.
"Look daddy!" Mikey exclaimed, showing Ville his stick figure drawing of Quinn.
"Wonderful, darling," Ville praised, before going to hang it on the fridge.
Gerard scoffed.
"That doesn't look anything like Quinn," he said, sticking his tongue out at his little brother.
"Gerard Valo, do you want to get spanked in front of your husband?" Bam asked, a little bit fed up with Gerard's treatment towards Mikey.
Gerard gulped and said softly,
"No daddy."
"Then I suggest you start acting nicer to your brother and apologize, or you will find yourself in a very uncomfortable position very soon," Bam warned.
"I'm sorry, Mikey," Gerard said, flatly.
Ville sighed and served the boys their lunch and went over to talk to Bam.
"How's the baby?" he asked.
"Growing, growing a lot, in about three more months it will be here," Bam smiled, as Claire finished the last of her bottle.
Ville smiled and took her from Bam.
"Our baby girl is turning one tomorrow. Can you believe it?" Ville asked.
"No, our princess is growing up too fast."
"Well, look at it this way, her turning one is a lot better than her turning fifteen right?"
Bam shuddered.
"Please, I don't want to worry about that boys trying to get into her panties till that time comes around."
"You are so eloquent with words, Bam," Ville scoffed.
Another knock came at the door. Ville went to answer it this time.
"April!" Ville exclaimed happily, pecking her cheek.
"Hi, Ville," she smiled, taking her granddaughter from him and following him into the kitchen.
"Gram!" Gerard cried, hopping off the stool and wrapping his tiny body around her leg.
"Hey, sweetie," she smiled, ruffling his hair.
"Hey, Ape. What brings you to the fine Valo home this afternoon?" Bam smiled.
Ape shook her head and a sad look crossed her face.
"Uh oh," Bam said.
"What's wrong?" Ville asked, trying to wipe Bert's face.
Damn, that kid was messy.
"Jenn, she's dead. Last night, she overdosed," April said.
"Jesus," was all Bam could say.
"So as of right now, Tarja has no mother and Ryan and Jess are having a hell of a time, trying to adopt her," April said.
Bam sighed. That poor kid had been through enough.
"She can lives with us," Gerard nodded.
"That would be nice, baby, but Dunn is her daddy and he really wants her to live with him," Bam said.
Tarja pulled back from the door frame and sniffled. Her mommy was dead, and she had nowhere to live. She wiped under her eyes and ran out the front door.