Title: Easily Offended
Rating: *still confused* PG-13?
Summary: The new fad, school =O Bam and Ville go to the same school, but have never really "met".
"Half?" Mrs. Nielson repeated in a mocking way, "Well, continue."
Ville began talking about organs pointing at my body for examples, sometimes touching me. It was strange, it somehow felt like I wanted him to accidentally touch my body when he was pointing. Soon Ville came to what I dreaded. Sexual organs.
The class giggled at the word "sex". If I had said it, I would have cracked a joke, but the way Ville said it was completely different. It was so calm, and not "ha ha I got to say penis in class". I just thank God that he didn't point at Bam Jr.
His speech continued for a good five minutes, and I got so tired of doing nothing.
"In conclusion, the many organs of our body have many uses and can stop working if not cared for properly." Ville handed Mrs. Nielson his notes and speech.
We both walked back to our seats in the back and complete opposite sides of the room.
Raab was noticeably pissed off, "You know why he said you did half don't you?"
"Cuz he has a gay crush on you." Dunn answered for me loudly.
The class burst out laughing and I just rolled my eyes. Even Mrs. Nielson chuckled.
"C'mon Bam, we were just kidding!" Happy Raab slapped my arm.
Somehow, I didn't want to laugh at Ville, but I wasn't going to ruin what I had because of it. So I laughed.
"Hey, Ryan," Raab called over me to talk Dunn, "You know what Ville plus Bam makes?"
"Uh, Bammuh?"
"No, Vam, jackass."
"Billuh sounds better." Jenn answered.
"Settle down class." Mrs. Nielson said after going through all of Ville's papers, "Homosexuality is a very controversial subject and should not be discussed in class."
I looked at Ville, who was writing something down with no visible emotions. How could he just take this crap from everybody? Was he gay?
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That was crappier than the first part *shudders*