Ville's Pirate Fantasy!
Title: Ville's Pirate Fantasy
Description: One-shot (1,270 words)
POV: Third Person
Author: Me=D
Summary: After reading one of Ape's old pirate novels, Ville falls asleep and dreams that he is held captive by the feared Captain Margera! Mwahahaha
Pairing: well DUH!
Disclaimer: What sane person would write something this random if they owned them?? hello!
Note: *dodges daggers* This is my FIRST EVER fic... be gentle! *looks at with big sparkly eyes*
Its the most random fic ever, you are now warned!
It was a hot summer day in Pennsylvania. The birds were singing, children were playing, and the CKY crew and Ville were at the beach. Bam and the others went right into the water as soon as they arrived, splashing everyone in their way, while Ville wanted to just lie down and read a book. He had borrowed one of April’s pirate novels, since Bam didn’t have any books, and soon he was lying comfortable on some towels while reading. He finished the novel after not so long, and soon fell asleep under the hot sun, just about hearing Bam shout something at Raab before his eyes closed.
*
Prince Ville had his hands tied behind his back and chains on his feet! He had been captured by the fearsome pirate, Captain Margera. He hadn’t seen him in person yet, but he recognized the legendary pirate ship that was called Trouble! Captain Margera’s first mate, Ryan Dunn, had been responsible for tying him up, and kidnapping him in the first place really.
“Let me go, you disgusting pirate!” Ville yelled, only to earn himself a slap across the face.
“Oh no my pretty! You’re staying right where you are until the captain comes!” Ryan laughed at the fear in prince Ville’s eyes.
“But, why would he want me?” Ville struggled to try to get out of the chains.
“He wanted me to bring him back a pretty little girl he could amuse himself with.” at that Ville laughed,
“You DO know that I’m a man don’t you?” he said while looking at Ryan like it should be the most obvious thing in the world.
“That’s what they all say!” Ryan then put his hand to Ville’s chest, and his expression quickly changed from amused, to one that just screams ‘Oh crap!’
“See? Goddamn, to be feared pirates you’re not very smart are you?!” Ryan was just about to slap him again when the pirate captain’s uncle (and spare anchor) announced that captain Margera was coming.
Prince Ville was prepared to meet the most hideous, mean, evil pirate to ever sail the seas, when a young, handsome boy came walking out from one of the rooms below deck. Ville was slightly amused at the fact that captain Margera looked like a little boy! He had chocolate brown, curly hair and big blue eyes that reminded Ville of the sea he loved so much. It was also quite charming that he had dirt on his face and that he was pouting.
“Why is my captive wearing pants? And why is he not a girl?” Captain Margera asked Ryan, who was now shaking a bit.
“Err… well, there’s kind of been a slight… mix up” at the last words he looked down as he heard the sound of steps coming his way. Ville just stood there, thinking that being kidnapped might not turn out so bad when your captor is a hot pirate boy, while the captain stopped in front of Ryan.
“For that, my dear Ryan, you shall wash… my uncle! You shall wash him everyday for a full week!” Now Ryan just looked petrified,
“Please Captain! Can’t I just walk the plank?”
Captain Margera’s replied by pointing towards a bucket of soap and a mop, and Ryan walked with his head hung low over to the huge pirate uncle.
“So, tell me all about yourself man-woman!” the Captain said, now turning his attention to prince Ville.
“Who are you calling a man-woman captai-“he was interrupted by captain Margera
“Please, call me Bam.” he said motioning for Ville to continue.
“Fine, Bam, I’m not a man-woman! I am prince Ville from Finland, and I insist you release me at once!” This made Bam giggle.
“You’re in no position to insist anything prince Ville. But if you can convince me why I should untie you, I might free your feet from those chains.” Bam was actually fascinated by the beautiful prince. In his mind he was already going through all the “fun” he could have with him in his cabin. He was interrupted from his thoughts when Ville started talking.
“Uhm… they do hurt quite a bit, but I don’t think you really care do you, other than that” he paused slightly, trying to think of a good reason
“I’ll make it worth your while” he said winking to the captain, trying to look as sexy as any man could tied to a pole!
Ville was sure it had worked, when he was untied faster than he could say ‘Vito is fat’ The adorable, not-so-scary, captain Bam looked up at prince Ville with big shiny blue eyes, which kind of reminded him of a little boy waiting for his presents at Christmas. Just as Ville smiled at him and put his arm around his shoulder to lead him down below deck, they heard a big BANG!
Another ship had sailed right into Trouble and a man was standing on railing.
“Oh arrrrr, I be the brave Captain Rake! I’ve been sent here to rescue the beautiful prince Ville of Finland!”
Bam couldn’t help but burst out laughing and all Ville could do was give a you’ve-got-to-be-kidding-me kind of look. Captain Rake was a hairy, ugly, old man with a look of pure insanity upon his face! He jumped down from the railing and pulled out the sword, pointing it at the young pirate captain who had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard.
“Behold my sword and its awesome power!” Rake shouted while Bam laughed even more. Ville had had enough! He wanted to fuck the hot pirate captain, bam, senseless below deck and he didn’t have the patience to wait until they were done showing off! He grabbed Bam’s sword and started dueling with Rake. It didn’t go to well, because prince Ville was used to having people battle for him, so within minutes he was trapped against the wall with Rake threatening to kill him if he didn’t come back with him. Bam panicked and ran down below deck to find his secret weapon of mass destruction, the YEAR OLD MUSTARD!! Rake screamed like the sissy girl he was, and jumped off the railing and into the water!
Ville ran up to captain Bam and threw himself into his arms, kissing him on the lips. The whole ship went ‘aaaawww’ until Bam gave them a glare that meant to go back to work. He finally took his prince to his cabin below deck and shut the door. Once inside they started kissing each other…a lot! And very soon almost all their clothes had magically disappeared! Except for Bam’s pants. Ville was trying his best to get them off when… someone splashed him?
*
“Ville Ville Ville Ville Ville VILLEEEEEEEE!” Bam jumped up and down in front of him, making his full (now half empty) water bucket splash all over Ville. “What do you waaant?” Ville asked annoyed ‘Damnit! That dream was just getting good too’ he thought. “I want ice cream willa! NOOOOW!” bam was whining, so Ville quickly gave in and sat up. The book that had been resting on his chest fell to the sand below. “You’ve been reading Ape’s old romance novels?!” Bam asked, holding back laughter. “Err… no. No, I took the wrong book by mistake, that’s all!” Ville grabbed some money and waved it in front of Bam to snap him out of whatever thoughts he was lost in. “Come on captain Bam!” Ville called, “what? Captain Bam?” Ville grinned “Oh… its nothing, come on!”
The End!
Comments make me happy... and I'll give you milk and cookies=D
(Tried correcting it a bit more now. And I know Bam sounds a little... hyperactive in the end, but if Ville can be kidnapped by pirates, Bam can be a little hyper=P )
Description: One-shot (1,270 words)
POV: Third Person
Author: Me=D
Summary: After reading one of Ape's old pirate novels, Ville falls asleep and dreams that he is held captive by the feared Captain Margera! Mwahahaha
Pairing: well DUH!
Disclaimer: What sane person would write something this random if they owned them?? hello!
Note: *dodges daggers* This is my FIRST EVER fic... be gentle! *looks at with big sparkly eyes*
Its the most random fic ever, you are now warned!
It was a hot summer day in Pennsylvania. The birds were singing, children were playing, and the CKY crew and Ville were at the beach. Bam and the others went right into the water as soon as they arrived, splashing everyone in their way, while Ville wanted to just lie down and read a book. He had borrowed one of April’s pirate novels, since Bam didn’t have any books, and soon he was lying comfortable on some towels while reading. He finished the novel after not so long, and soon fell asleep under the hot sun, just about hearing Bam shout something at Raab before his eyes closed.
*
Prince Ville had his hands tied behind his back and chains on his feet! He had been captured by the fearsome pirate, Captain Margera. He hadn’t seen him in person yet, but he recognized the legendary pirate ship that was called Trouble! Captain Margera’s first mate, Ryan Dunn, had been responsible for tying him up, and kidnapping him in the first place really.
“Let me go, you disgusting pirate!” Ville yelled, only to earn himself a slap across the face.
“Oh no my pretty! You’re staying right where you are until the captain comes!” Ryan laughed at the fear in prince Ville’s eyes.
“But, why would he want me?” Ville struggled to try to get out of the chains.
“He wanted me to bring him back a pretty little girl he could amuse himself with.” at that Ville laughed,
“You DO know that I’m a man don’t you?” he said while looking at Ryan like it should be the most obvious thing in the world.
“That’s what they all say!” Ryan then put his hand to Ville’s chest, and his expression quickly changed from amused, to one that just screams ‘Oh crap!’
“See? Goddamn, to be feared pirates you’re not very smart are you?!” Ryan was just about to slap him again when the pirate captain’s uncle (and spare anchor) announced that captain Margera was coming.
Prince Ville was prepared to meet the most hideous, mean, evil pirate to ever sail the seas, when a young, handsome boy came walking out from one of the rooms below deck. Ville was slightly amused at the fact that captain Margera looked like a little boy! He had chocolate brown, curly hair and big blue eyes that reminded Ville of the sea he loved so much. It was also quite charming that he had dirt on his face and that he was pouting.
“Why is my captive wearing pants? And why is he not a girl?” Captain Margera asked Ryan, who was now shaking a bit.
“Err… well, there’s kind of been a slight… mix up” at the last words he looked down as he heard the sound of steps coming his way. Ville just stood there, thinking that being kidnapped might not turn out so bad when your captor is a hot pirate boy, while the captain stopped in front of Ryan.
“For that, my dear Ryan, you shall wash… my uncle! You shall wash him everyday for a full week!” Now Ryan just looked petrified,
“Please Captain! Can’t I just walk the plank?”
Captain Margera’s replied by pointing towards a bucket of soap and a mop, and Ryan walked with his head hung low over to the huge pirate uncle.
“So, tell me all about yourself man-woman!” the Captain said, now turning his attention to prince Ville.
“Who are you calling a man-woman captai-“he was interrupted by captain Margera
“Please, call me Bam.” he said motioning for Ville to continue.
“Fine, Bam, I’m not a man-woman! I am prince Ville from Finland, and I insist you release me at once!” This made Bam giggle.
“You’re in no position to insist anything prince Ville. But if you can convince me why I should untie you, I might free your feet from those chains.” Bam was actually fascinated by the beautiful prince. In his mind he was already going through all the “fun” he could have with him in his cabin. He was interrupted from his thoughts when Ville started talking.
“Uhm… they do hurt quite a bit, but I don’t think you really care do you, other than that” he paused slightly, trying to think of a good reason
“I’ll make it worth your while” he said winking to the captain, trying to look as sexy as any man could tied to a pole!
Ville was sure it had worked, when he was untied faster than he could say ‘Vito is fat’ The adorable, not-so-scary, captain Bam looked up at prince Ville with big shiny blue eyes, which kind of reminded him of a little boy waiting for his presents at Christmas. Just as Ville smiled at him and put his arm around his shoulder to lead him down below deck, they heard a big BANG!
Another ship had sailed right into Trouble and a man was standing on railing.
“Oh arrrrr, I be the brave Captain Rake! I’ve been sent here to rescue the beautiful prince Ville of Finland!”
Bam couldn’t help but burst out laughing and all Ville could do was give a you’ve-got-to-be-kidding-me kind of look. Captain Rake was a hairy, ugly, old man with a look of pure insanity upon his face! He jumped down from the railing and pulled out the sword, pointing it at the young pirate captain who had tears in his eyes from laughing so hard.
“Behold my sword and its awesome power!” Rake shouted while Bam laughed even more. Ville had had enough! He wanted to fuck the hot pirate captain, bam, senseless below deck and he didn’t have the patience to wait until they were done showing off! He grabbed Bam’s sword and started dueling with Rake. It didn’t go to well, because prince Ville was used to having people battle for him, so within minutes he was trapped against the wall with Rake threatening to kill him if he didn’t come back with him. Bam panicked and ran down below deck to find his secret weapon of mass destruction, the YEAR OLD MUSTARD!! Rake screamed like the sissy girl he was, and jumped off the railing and into the water!
Ville ran up to captain Bam and threw himself into his arms, kissing him on the lips. The whole ship went ‘aaaawww’ until Bam gave them a glare that meant to go back to work. He finally took his prince to his cabin below deck and shut the door. Once inside they started kissing each other…a lot! And very soon almost all their clothes had magically disappeared! Except for Bam’s pants. Ville was trying his best to get them off when… someone splashed him?
*
“Ville Ville Ville Ville Ville VILLEEEEEEEE!” Bam jumped up and down in front of him, making his full (now half empty) water bucket splash all over Ville. “What do you waaant?” Ville asked annoyed ‘Damnit! That dream was just getting good too’ he thought. “I want ice cream willa! NOOOOW!” bam was whining, so Ville quickly gave in and sat up. The book that had been resting on his chest fell to the sand below. “You’ve been reading Ape’s old romance novels?!” Bam asked, holding back laughter. “Err… no. No, I took the wrong book by mistake, that’s all!” Ville grabbed some money and waved it in front of Bam to snap him out of whatever thoughts he was lost in. “Come on captain Bam!” Ville called, “what? Captain Bam?” Ville grinned “Oh… its nothing, come on!”
The End!
Comments make me happy... and I'll give you milk and cookies=D
(Tried correcting it a bit more now. And I know Bam sounds a little... hyperactive in the end, but if Ville can be kidnapped by pirates, Bam can be a little hyper=P )