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VAM/Crow drabble
i wrote this kinda in a rush so it's probably really bad but please comment anyway and tell me how bad it is. this is what you get when you mix the crow and vam.....weirdness.
*BANG! BANG! BANG!*
The noise surrounded the whole room as Bam repeatedly hit his head against the wall.
“FUCKIN”
“HATE”
“MY”
“LIFE”
Ville hurriedly rushed over to Bam before he could inflict anymore brain damage, then he already had, to himself.
“Bam! Stop it; you’re going to damage your pretty little head”
*snicker*
Ville couldn’t help himself and he started another one of his giggle fits, rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically.
“SHUT UP, VILLE!!!! IT’S NOT FUNNY!!”
“Yes……*snicker*…it….*snort*….is.”
Ville calmed down after he saw the pouty face Bam was wearing. He walked toward his lover again and rubbed his back trying to comfort him.
“I’m sorry Bam, it’s not funny”, Ville said looking at Bam
*snicker*
“SHUT UP!!!” Bam pushed Ville away, his pouty face firmly in place again and his arms crossed.
“Okay, okay. I’m really sorry this time.”
Bam just kept giving him the evil eye, which usually worked but considering the outfit he was wearing, it just made him look even more ridiculous.
“Come on Bam, it’s not that bad”
“Easy for you to say…..You’re not wearing a fuckin white flowy dress with some kind of weird ass glowy light surrounding you that won’t go away!!! Hell this isn’t even a dress; it’s a fuckin leotard with some fuckin see-through shit sewn to it!! And what’s with the fuckin glowy light it’s getting on my last nerve!!”
“You’re supposed to be a ghost, doll. Didn’t you ever see the movie?”
“DON’T CALL ME DOLL!!! And yes I saw the movie but I fell asleep a few times during it.”
“How can you fall asleep during the greatest movie ever?!!!”
“Well I was kind of hung over, sorry!! And it’s not the greatest movie ever, Haggard is! Hey, wait a second….you’re supposed to be dead too so why don’t you have a glowy light”
“Yeah….well I have to wear make up”
“Oh Just Shut Up!! Why do I have to play Shelly? I mean come on, you’re the one who looks like a girl”, Bam started pulling at his hair angrily.
“Sorry love, but don’t blame me. The fangirls are the ones who decided that I made a good Eric Draven. And how could you blame them” Ville started to admire himself in the mirror.
“GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
“Calm down Bam!”
“How can I calm down, I’m a woman. Hell it’d even be better if I played that little kid….what was her name?”
“Sarah?”
“Yeah that’s her; at least she had a skateboard”
“Then the story would get kind of freaky. I don’t think it would be quite right if Eric started molesting the little girl…even if he is a ghost.”
“Oh Gods, how I hate my life!!! And what the fuck are we doing in this weird ass room?!”
“It’s where the fangirls put us until they write the story”
“Great, so we’re stuck in a room for god knows how long, what are we going to do now to entertain ourselves”
“I can think of a few things. Why don’t you come over on the bed, pretty lady”, Ville grinned mischievously at bam.
“Ok let’s get one thing straight, if you refer to me as lady, doll, hot mama, or any other such names again, I’m going to slap your dead ass silly!!”
“Sounds like fun”, Ville said as he tackled Bam to the bed
THE END
*BANG! BANG! BANG!*
The noise surrounded the whole room as Bam repeatedly hit his head against the wall.
“FUCKIN”
“HATE”
“MY”
“LIFE”
Ville hurriedly rushed over to Bam before he could inflict anymore brain damage, then he already had, to himself.
“Bam! Stop it; you’re going to damage your pretty little head”
*snicker*
Ville couldn’t help himself and he started another one of his giggle fits, rolling around on the floor laughing hysterically.
“SHUT UP, VILLE!!!! IT’S NOT FUNNY!!”
“Yes……*snicker*…it….*snort*….is.”
Ville calmed down after he saw the pouty face Bam was wearing. He walked toward his lover again and rubbed his back trying to comfort him.
“I’m sorry Bam, it’s not funny”, Ville said looking at Bam
*snicker*
“SHUT UP!!!” Bam pushed Ville away, his pouty face firmly in place again and his arms crossed.
“Okay, okay. I’m really sorry this time.”
Bam just kept giving him the evil eye, which usually worked but considering the outfit he was wearing, it just made him look even more ridiculous.
“Come on Bam, it’s not that bad”
“Easy for you to say…..You’re not wearing a fuckin white flowy dress with some kind of weird ass glowy light surrounding you that won’t go away!!! Hell this isn’t even a dress; it’s a fuckin leotard with some fuckin see-through shit sewn to it!! And what’s with the fuckin glowy light it’s getting on my last nerve!!”
“You’re supposed to be a ghost, doll. Didn’t you ever see the movie?”
“DON’T CALL ME DOLL!!! And yes I saw the movie but I fell asleep a few times during it.”
“How can you fall asleep during the greatest movie ever?!!!”
“Well I was kind of hung over, sorry!! And it’s not the greatest movie ever, Haggard is! Hey, wait a second….you’re supposed to be dead too so why don’t you have a glowy light”
“Yeah….well I have to wear make up”
“Oh Just Shut Up!! Why do I have to play Shelly? I mean come on, you’re the one who looks like a girl”, Bam started pulling at his hair angrily.
“Sorry love, but don’t blame me. The fangirls are the ones who decided that I made a good Eric Draven. And how could you blame them” Ville started to admire himself in the mirror.
“GRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!
“Calm down Bam!”
“How can I calm down, I’m a woman. Hell it’d even be better if I played that little kid….what was her name?”
“Sarah?”
“Yeah that’s her; at least she had a skateboard”
“Then the story would get kind of freaky. I don’t think it would be quite right if Eric started molesting the little girl…even if he is a ghost.”
“Oh Gods, how I hate my life!!! And what the fuck are we doing in this weird ass room?!”
“It’s where the fangirls put us until they write the story”
“Great, so we’re stuck in a room for god knows how long, what are we going to do now to entertain ourselves”
“I can think of a few things. Why don’t you come over on the bed, pretty lady”, Ville grinned mischievously at bam.
“Ok let’s get one thing straight, if you refer to me as lady, doll, hot mama, or any other such names again, I’m going to slap your dead ass silly!!”
“Sounds like fun”, Ville said as he tackled Bam to the bed
THE END