i'm gonna tear your ass up like we just got married!

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so last week katie wakes up and tells me about the scary dream she had. apparently i was married to an abusive mexican, and i was pregnant with his baby. so i'm hanging out with katie, and i guess he's after me to beat me up or something, so katie and i are running, and jay leno comes to our rescue and picks us up. OMG. SOMEONE TELL ME WHAT THIS

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[heyimcortney]

this officially makes me not want to be your roomie.

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WHY BITCH WHY