is this real life?

[__tansmania]

yesterday, i got my ass kicked for an hour by a personal trainer and it hurts to sit on the toilet.

today, a prostitute tried to sell me drugs at a gas station. she told me i'd get a discount because i am pretty. then she tried repeatedly to give me her number to "hook up."

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[wongtongsoup]

assssssssssssssssss hurts