Happy April Fool's Day

[__marcelo]

Also known as the best day of the year to deploy the last phase of your nefarious world-domination plan, as nobody's going to believe anything they hear until it's April 2nd and CNN is still showing footage of cyborg monkeys plundering museums.

Remember: Paranoia is nothing but a keen sense of the repeatability of historical patterns.

Hopefully

Comments

[derryderrydown]

I don't care how impractical those shoes are for zombie stomping - I WANT. SO MUCH.

[__marcelo]

Well, you can always wear them to the post-Apocalypse "All Zombies Have Been Stomped, Thank You Very Much" party, I guess.

[dessieoctavia]

I could tell you, but I'd have to drink your blood.

According to the anime series Van Helsing, a vampire's victim who is drained of blood becomes a zombie, and only becomes a vampire if they drink some of the vampire's blood.

[__marcelo]

Ah. That's good to know.

[dessieoctavia]

Of course, I don't think that the Japanese have vampire or zombie lore in their culture, so this is just the theory of that one author. I just mentioned it because it's the one concept that links those two bogeymen.

[not_sally]

SHOES. MUST HAVE. SHOOOOOOEESSSSS.

*coughs*
Wait, what were you saying? Oh, if vampires bite corpses you get:
a- A disgusted-near-retching Winchester (and an extra, decapitated corpse)
b- A Sparkly magical baby!!!1!eleventy!
c- And anorexic vampire.
d- A Don't do drugs! advertisement campaign targeted for vamps.
e- How dead a corpse are we talking here? Because lore would indicate you'd either get a dead-er/intoxicated vampire, a new vampire out of the corpse, or a pissed off British blonde telling you when he asked for something to spice up his blood he didn't mean grandma's ashes, so...

[__marcelo]

Wonder how vampires react to, er, less than pristine bloodstreams. There was a Batman Elseworlds in which Dracula went crazy from all the drugs and pollution in the blood of the people he had fed from.

[nokomis305]

Oh man those shoes are EPIC. I feel as though the jaunty little bow is what MAKES them, blade or no blade.

[__marcelo]

They are certainly difficult to stop looking at :D.

[storyjunkie]

Ok, now I'm resisting the urge to check CNN, just in case.
And I need to own those shoes, even if just to prove they exist for reals.

Have I mentioned that I love, and am terrified by, your shiny brain.

[__marcelo]

*beams*