Written for Betty's bad fic summary challenge

[__marcelo]

Not my fault. Hers. And also minim_calibre, who came up with a truly evil summary.

SUMMARY: A pink feather boa threatens to change things between Bruce and Dick--4ever. Can Alfred save the day? Warning: Angst and slash

I did what I could, but it sort of got out of hand. Sorry.

Comments

[petronelle]

Sheer unadulterated Battiness for the win!

[__marcelo]

*cheers icon*

The sad thing is, those two are supposed to be among the world's greatest detectives. :P

[paulasj]

::flails:: ROTFLMAO!!!

I don't know why, but I think this is my favorite part. Maybe because Bruce is just one big mama's boy when it comes to Alfred.

Bruce and Dick stared at Alfred. "I trust this relationship will not interfere with your duties." I'm not entirely comfortable with the idea of you having sex.

So much fun, and some Bruce/Dick. A girl couldn't ask for more, although I usually do. :-)

[__marcelo]

Maybe because Bruce is just one big mama's boy when it comes to Alfred.

He totally is. :D Glad you liked this!

[minim_calibre]

Bruce and Dick stared at Alfred. "I trust this relationship will not interfere with your duties." I'm not entirely comfortable with the idea of you having sex.

::cracks up::

[__marcelo]

For the record, you have made me deadly afraid of pink boas. I'm probably going to need therapy.

[amarin_rose]

I wonder what it says about me that I have a pink feather boa? Pastel pink, though; I'm not that badly accessorized.

Alfred deserves some lovin'; and Bruce needs to get a grip. Even if it was a joke by Dick, he should learn to laugh at himself before he explodes.

[__marcelo]

Alfred deserves some lovin' *nods* Yes, he does, poor guy. He has to deal with Bruce every day.

[chalcopyrite]

Snark + feathers + overwhelming unspoken angst = win!

[__marcelo]

*g* That should be the title of the fic: Overwhelming Unspoken Angst.