hmm. thursday- 11/17- detroit- music- someone take me ok?bah. asking never works ( Read more... )

Jim couldve wiped an entire family out for an extra +20 points but no, he decided to try to kill the both of us for a measley +0.72 points. ahh well, next game.

You know youve gotten old when you get sexually aroused just thinking about spraying your rugs with febreze.

theres something to be said about this life that im not living.

pitty party for one, table 5.

lifes pretty messed up, indeed it is ( Read more... )

If you read this, even if we don't speak often, please post a comment with a memory of you and me. It can be anything you want - good or bad. When you're finished, post this little paragraph in your blog and be surprised (or mortified) by what people remember about you.

10 to 1 ( Read more... )

sometimes i wonder ( Read more... )

"I CANT WAIT FOR THAT. IM ON DRUGS"-random middle aged customer.
work was work.
i think i scare most people away with my sex toy jokes.
im going to go people watching.
my kittie loves me and i love her too. When she leaves vomit in my bed i just wanna squeeze her till she pops <3 hehe ewww

FRIDAY
lets do something friday ok ok okkkk?

my sibling dropped off my mail ( Read more... )