there was this guy who went to a bar. he went in and said " got any grapes" the bartender said no. he came back the next day and said"got any grapes" the bartender said no, and if you come back asking for grapes again, ill nail you to the wall. so the guy comes back the next day and says"got any nails?" tha bartender says no. the man says"got any grapes"
there was a family of 5, which was made up of a mom, a dad, a chimp and 2 siblings. They got in a car crash and everyone died but the chimp, so thec chimp had to go to court.
the judge asked "what was the dad doing?" the chimp said gulp gulp and made a drinking sign.
when they asked what the mom was doing, he said blah blah blah and made his hands go like a mouth.
when they asked what the kids were doing , he made punches and said bmm bmm bmm.
when they said "what were you doing?" he said duh nuh nuh nuh nuh duh duh nuh nuh nuh..with a pretend steering wheel.
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there was this guy who went to a bar.
he went in and said " got any grapes"
the bartender said no.
he came back the next day and said"got any grapes"
the bartender said no, and if you come back asking for grapes again, ill nail you to the wall.
so the guy comes back the next day and says"got any nails?"
tha bartender says no.
the man says"got any grapes"
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um another one---
there was a family of 5, which was made up of a mom, a dad, a chimp and 2 siblings.
They got in a car crash and everyone died but the chimp, so thec chimp had to go to court.
the judge asked "what was the dad doing?"
the chimp said gulp gulp and made a drinking sign.
when they asked what the mom was doing,
he said blah blah blah and made his hands go like a mouth.
when they asked what the kids were doing , he made punches and said bmm bmm bmm.
when they said "what were you doing?" he said duh nuh nuh nuh nuh duh duh nuh nuh nuh..with a pretend steering wheel.
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