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so mueller and i made a bet that says i cant get a girlfriend by july.
one he approves of.
we'll see about that.

Comments

[ohfortunato]

Am I allowed to say a particular girls name on here?

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no
never

[xthreechordmex]

let's get one we can double up on!

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loose as a goose

[pseudomugshot]

GO OUT WITH ME

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omg!
is that my christmas present?

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No way!
It's something wayyyy better.

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how does it get better then you?!

[replaying]

well, mueller always yells at me on the phone in languages i should understand but don't.

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yeah glenda.
the only asian thing about you is that sailor moon costume you have.

[blondeballa]

hahaha not only does this kill the aspirations of every girl that may like you and that reads this

(no girl wants to be part of a bet)

but it totally made me out to be chovinistic.

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but they sure can make bets about women!

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hahaha