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Jun 14, 2005 02:45


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brokelike_glass June 14 2005, 02:35:11 UTC
i added you
blah blah blah

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___spaceship June 14 2005, 02:55:17 UTC
:)
ooh. first friend. x

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thats because.... brokelike_glass June 14 2005, 03:15:46 UTC
we're dead special
4:14AM and still online
x

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Re: thats because.... ___spaceship June 14 2005, 03:17:13 UTC
aye..
thats 13 hours and 16 minutes for me now!
sad like.
we need whiskey. xx

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brokelike_glass June 14 2005, 04:30:53 UTC
Snowblowing:
Kissing your partner after they ejaculate in your mouth, without expelling the semen

and this

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___spaceship June 14 2005, 04:32:10 UTC
dutch oven: the process of farting in bed with ones partner and pulling the covers over said partner's head.

what the fuck
people are strange. x

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brokelike_glass June 14 2005, 04:34:23 UTC
Circle Jerk:
Slang for a group of two or more men who masturbate in front of each other.

they could even stretch to that
if you know what im saying

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___spaceship June 14 2005, 04:35:53 UTC
hahhaaaa.

felching: The act of ingesting recently deposited semen from someone's anus. Often derogatory.

OR

the donkey punch: Supposedly, it is performed by the male, by punching the female in the back of the head or neck immediately prior to orgasm. (In boxing this dangerous and illegal punch would be called a 'rabbit punch'.) The alleged purpose is to cause the muscles around the vagina or anus of the female to contract, thereby constricting around the male's penis and initiating a more enjoyable orgasm.

freaks.

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___spaceship June 14 2005, 04:47:28 UTC
toss the salad: Having your salad tossed means having your asshole eaten out with syrup or jelly syrup is generally preferred.

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brokelike_glass June 14 2005, 04:49:59 UTC
Nyctophilia:
A paraphilia where someone is extremely aroused by darkness or night

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___spaceship June 14 2005, 04:56:24 UTC
Albutophilia: arousal from water
fucked if your rained on.

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brokelike_glass June 14 2005, 05:05:28 UTC
or youve got a dripping tap

Kakorrhaphiphilia:
A paraphilia where a person derives sexual excitement from failure

weeeeeeeeell, im gonna be horny when my exams results come in

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___spaceship June 14 2005, 06:23:50 UTC

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brokelike_glass June 14 2005, 06:27:43 UTC
IM LOVIN IT!
well
im loving them

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___spaceship June 14 2005, 06:35:27 UTC

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brokelike_glass June 14 2005, 06:55:05 UTC
AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAA
you crack me up

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napoleon!! twinklepop June 14 2005, 08:51:21 UTC
ello cupcake.
add me back.

x

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Re: napoleon!! ___spaceship June 14 2005, 13:10:51 UTC
ok :) xx

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