Salting new piercings with plastic shotglasses is not as easy as it looks.

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I write this post whilst watching the wondrous, informative show that is Sunrise. It's almost like real news. ALMOST! They are talking about salt and Salami as we speak. Next up, the wedding of their American camera man on the beach, with a jugglling monkey. Boy howdy

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[on_your_spear]

Two days, honey buns. Hold tight til then.
Also, I had dinner with Mr Kay last night and he asked how you were.
(He's having lunch with the twins today LOL)

[___jaded___]

Why did he ask how I was? AND THEN WHAT DID YOU TELL HIM? haha.
... Why is he having lunch with the twins? THEN WHAT DID YOU SAY?

I'll give it to you. Free. You'll save sixty cents. FREE.

[on_your_spear]

Why not? It's free cheese.

Okay well he asked how you were because he knew we lived together. Then I told him you were fine. Does that clear it up? haha

As for lunch with the twins, they emailed him would you believe!

[on_your_spear]

Oh yeah, then as he was leaving he's like "Is there a message you'd like me to pass on to them?"
Liz: Ask them if they found their husbands yet. hah haha ha.