I went to work last night and got drunk... now I plan on staying up till at least 7am in order to attend the pancake breakfast tommorrow morning downtown at 7am.

Some would find it odd, that at approximately 11:30 p.m. last night, while I was at work, the telephone rang and I answered with only ten words: "For your information, the sex in my life is fantastic!" and hung up as politely as possible.

Did everybody make it out alive?

The result of Kevin Walby's foreplay:


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How many of you look this fucking good at 4:30 in the morning?


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So it's official. I have now seen every regular season episode of The Simpsons. And it only took me from February 20th until June 1st. Which incidentally is exactly 100 days ( Read more... )

I was hoping for Chewbacca, but this came pretty close.


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Close call today:
Almost bought a guitar signed by Billy Idol.

Phew.

So, I work with some HUGE idiots. I almost got in a fight at work last night. Me!?