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[______superporn]

i have had lots of fun. snow, walking, climbing trees, art. nothing better. here... look.

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[____ohgolly]

i fear for the safety of that child.

[birthdayclub]

who's the child? do you have something to tell me?

[______superporn]

the child is neils neice, stephanie. we took her adventuring... we got some pretty dirty looks wandering around billericay with an oriental child, as she obviously wasnt ours. there were old ladies ready to call the police about a kidnapping, im sure.

(ps. this is all a lie. i have actually given birth since you last saw me... 2 weeks ago.)