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Today I opened a bottle of ketchup at work and it exploded all over me.
I dislike people that don't tip, I just want to run after them into the parking lot and throw exploding ketchup bottles at their heels yelling WOULD YOU LIKE EXTRA CORNBREAD, MORE WATER, DESSERT, TO GO BOXES, A SMALL CUP OF WHITE DISTILLED VINEGAR, ANYTHING ELSEbut instead I ( Read more... )
I dislike people that don't tip, I just want to run after them into the parking lot and throw exploding ketchup bottles at their heels yelling WOULD YOU LIKE EXTRA CORNBREAD, MORE WATER, DESSERT, TO GO BOXES, A SMALL CUP OF WHITE DISTILLED VINEGAR, ANYTHING ELSEbut instead I ( Read more... )
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