Me (watching Disney's Totally Minnie): Is Elton John real ( Read more... )

You know those Barbie shoes? Well some boys like Barbie! They might like those shoes. But they would have to say in the shop "I am buying these for my sister" even if they don't really have a sister!

I got a wobberly toof! I wonder how my toof got wobberly?

Knock knock!

Look! Kitchen!

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I DON'T WANNA GO TO SLEEP!

I WON'T be your FRIEND!

I won't DO what you TELL ME!

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This is my Darth Vader toy. He can talk differently and he can invite animals for tea and he cuddles them. "hello! i am a nice darth vader... but i have got a sword... that's because someone wants to kill me" That's how my Darth Vader toy sounds like.

Mummy is a gay!

eeeeeeeeeeurgh! stinky peon. i don't like peons!

I am not a flippeh!