I really want someone to handwrite me a love letter. Not a drippy sappy one, but something that they mean.

"If you live to be 100, I hope I live to be 100 minus 1 day, so I never have to live without you"- Winnie the Pooh

a cold, a cankersore, a raging case of PMS, in all likelihood a failing grade in human genetics, and advanced paleozoo to study for tomorrow.

Fucking disaster.

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So tonight I decided, as the crappy weather precluding me from leaving my house, to do some baking. We had a good dozen plus frozen bananas in the freezer that needed to be used up, so I made a couple dozen banana muffins, banana nut loaf, some banana oatmeal muffins, and, since I was already baking, some brownies. If that sounds like a lot, well, ( Read more... )

I wonder how I managed to get bunny blood all over my face without noticing.
I wonder less about why people were staring at me on the train.

Shit! I don't know what job offer to take! I need HELP!

CRAP CRAP CRAP CRAPPITY CRAP.

Why can I not make decisions?!?!??!?!

I was conceived some time between August 30 and September 7 1985 ( Read more... )

"Have eaten own feet. Bitterly regret this mistake as Johnson wanted to play soccer. Damn my luck!"

Loose Moose is awesome. I <3 improv.

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I wanted to say thank you to everyone who came to my party. I had a fantastic time and I really appreciated everyones coming (and the cards and gifts...but mostly your presence ( Read more... )