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Sep 19, 2008 00:00

Ow. Sakura hit me today ( Read more... )

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impassive_eyes September 21 2008, 15:09:48 UTC
I'm so happy for you. Maybe if you weren't such a dumbass, people wouldn't feel the urge to hit you.

By the way, usuratonkachi, you'd never get into my dorm as Sakura because a.) she's a Ravenclaw and I'm a Slytherin, and b.) she's a girl.

I do not!

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9_tailed_ramen September 22 2008, 01:24:46 UTC
I'M NOT A DUMBASS, BASTARD!

So? Ravenclaws are smart, and Gryffindors are brave, that's the best combination ever!

And, and, and, I'm good at acting like a girl, so you'd be bright red and all - like your tomatoes, Sasucakes!

(You do sleep naked! You do! What about that time in the Forest, huh, the one where our Magical Creatures class all went camping? Man, you screamed like a girl when I woke you up!)

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impassive_eyes September 22 2008, 01:35:10 UTC
So neither a Ravenclaw nor a Gryffindor would be able to get into the Slytherin dorms because they wouldn't know the password, idiot.

I wonder why that is, Naru-chan?

THAT WAS BECAUSE YOU HID MY CLOTHES, TEME!

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9_tailed_ramen September 22 2008, 01:52:58 UTC
...I'd ask someone. Like, uh, uh, Seifer? Yeah, Seifer!

He'll say yes! Because no one can resist my charms, dattebayo!

...Hey! Are you calling me a girl?! I just had practice! I-I-I mean, after Jiraiya-sensei - you won't know who he is, baka, cause you're pure-white innocent and all... *snigger* and uh, what was I saying again?

Uh...yeah, Jiraiya-sensei made me practice so he could do his research! So I'm good at acting like a girl!

Also the girls' toilets are really clean to use...you didn't hear it from me!

(Oh yeah. Heh. You still screamed the whole Forest down, though.)

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impassive_eyes September 22 2008, 03:23:20 UTC
Seifer would never tell you. I'd gut him first.

Who's pure white innocent?

You've always been good at acting like a girl. Remember that time I made you cry?

DON'T YOU 'OH YEAH' ME

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9_tailed_ramen September 22 2008, 03:27:41 UTC
Oh come on! Seifer's the awesomest guy ever!

And you are...Sasuke.

Oh yeah. Um. Which time again? I forgot. Huh. Was it the time you bought me ramen afterward? Cause that time I was crying because I was laughing so much. You only managing two gemini? I can do hundreds!

(Oh yeah. :P)

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impassive_eyes September 22 2008, 03:32:37 UTC
Seifer is the awesomest guy ever. That's why he wouldn't tell you.

...I'm not really following the strange inflection you're putting on the second half of my name.

It was the time I bought you ramen after I knocked out three of your teeth, and you couldn't eat it because it hurt too much, and I ate the whole bowl right in front of you, and you bawled. Like a little baby.

I'm going to get you for that, mark my words...

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9_tailed_ramen September 22 2008, 03:41:29 UTC
Well, he will tell me after I tell him that I'll leave him alone for a week!

...I hate doing that, but. XD Anything for Sasucakes!

...Like I said, pure, white, and innocent, that's our Sasuke! (It means...I'm sure Sakura will know. You probably do it all the time. *hint-hint* I'll leave you to figure that out. *pervy grin* Uke.)

Hey, it was my ramen! You had no right touching it!

(Just try. I'll be waiting!)

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impassive_eyes September 22 2008, 03:48:31 UTC
Oh, shit, he might bite at that. Anyone would if it meant getting left alone by you.

...I should ask her, dammit.

To tell you the truth, I don't really even like ramen all that much.

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9_tailed_ramen September 22 2008, 03:59:20 UTC
He loves me!

(Yeah, you really should. I'm sure she'd... enjoy it. *winknudgehint*)

WHAT?! How can you not like ramen! It's the best thing ever!

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impassive_eyes September 22 2008, 04:09:41 UTC
...Yeah. Okay. Sure.

??? D<

Um...to be honest, I really don't care a lot about food.

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battle_in_bloom September 22 2008, 05:01:23 UTC
Naruto...

If you ever - ever - do that, I will use you for beater practice. In place of the ball.

You totally deserved getting hit like that, and you know it. Next time, don't be so gross.

How have you been?

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9_tailed_ramen September 22 2008, 05:15:08 UTC
HI SAKURA! *tackle-hugs*

I've been really really good, promise! *puppy eyes*

And, and, and, Sasuke challenged me to a duel! (I don't know what got into him, honestly! He just flared up after I called him innocent...*blink*)

So...does that mean you're not gonna give me the Slytherin password?

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battle_in_bloom September 22 2008, 05:22:59 UTC
Naruto, it's against the rules to duel.

And no. I don't know the password.

Is that really really good (commas, by the way. Honestly, Naruto) as in how you are, or what you've been doing? Because I'm having a hard time believing you of all people has been up to any good at all.

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impassive_eyes September 22 2008, 20:36:04 UTC
Oh, there you are. What does the idiot mean by pronouncing my name wrong? He's acting like it's this total insult...

Pfft, rules.

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