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[90648]

HEY EVERYONE PAY ATTENTION

I AM GOING TO DO ONE OF THOSE TESTIMONIAL THINGS FOR MY USER INFO BECAUSE FUCKING WHY NOT? I'M AWESOME AND THE ENTIRE WORLD OF LIVEJOURNAL NEEDS TO KNOW THIS

SO SAY SHIT ABOUT ME

I LOVE YOU GUYS

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[parvardigar]

okay. this is from greta.

SAM NEVER TALKS TO ME ANYMORE AND I THINK IT'S COS SHE THINKS I'M ANNOYING WHICH SEEMS TO BE A TREND NOWADAYS BUT WHATEVZ WE USED TO HAVE GOOD TIMES AND LOLAMINUTES. NYWAY LOLZ IM WATCHING HOWSE NOW SO ILL TTYL ILY!

[mouthfulofrain]

SAM POLLUTES THE INTERNET, BUT IT'S THE BEST POLLUTION EVER 'CAUSE IT'LL CAUSE HOLES IN THE ATMOSPHERE THAT WILL BURN THE FLESH OFF OF DUMB PEOPLE AND SOON THE ONLY PEOPLE LEFT WITH SKIN WILL BE THE NON-DUMMIES, ALL BECAUSE SAM POLLUTED THE INTERNET.

AND SHE STINKS LIKE GOLDEN PEE MIXED WITH ROSES!

:DDDD

[90648]

HAHAHA MEGAN I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT TO SAY TO THAT

A+

[logicoflove]

SAM TYPES IN ALL CAPITALS AND THAT'S HOW I RECOGNIZE HER POSTS ON STATEMENTS. ALSO SHE LIKES THE WHO A LOT WHICH IS A+++++!

[rsinik]

JUICEBOX IS A WONDERFUL LADY WHO BELONGS IN CAPSCHATS MORE OFTEN. SHE IS ALSO MY CAPSSTATEMENTS BUDDY.

[90648]

LOLOLOL O SHIT I ALMOST FORGOT ABOUT JUICEBOX

JUST INVITE ME SOMETIME COS I CAN NEVER REMEMBER THE NAME OF THE CHAT

YOU BELONG IN STATEMENTS MORE OFTEN. COS THEN YOU COULD JOIN THE STATEMENTS CHAT. WHICH IS MADE OF WIN AND SUNSHINE AND KITTENS.

[rsinik]

HOLY SHIT THERE'S A STATEMENTS CHAT?

CAN WE CAPS?

[90648]

YES OF COURSE. FUCK IF I'D JOIN IT IF WE COULDN'T.

ACTUALLY IT'S PRETTY MUCH ALL CAPS ALL THE TIME

EXCEPT FOR A FEW DOUCHEBAGS WHO ARE TOO GOOD TO CAPS BUT NO ONE LIKES THEM NEWAYZ

[ordnungspolizei]

ok how bout this

i knew sam before it was cool to know sam but we aint cool now or i aint cool w/ her or something O GOD KILL ME NOW

[90648]

GFJGKJGDAKLJGDAKLGJDAGJKLAJGKDAJLFH

WHAT ARE YOU DOING :(

[ordnungspolizei]

what are YOU doing? go to bed u damn filthy yank

[90648]

IT'S SUMMER MOTHERFUCKER I'LL STAY UP AS LATE AS I PLEASE