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[8luh8luh]

Helloooooooo? Is this thing working?
Is any8ody out there reading this?
Well, whatever. If you are, it suuuuuuuure would 8e nice to know what's going on!
One of you wrigglers out there must have a clue.
Don't bother playing dum8, and don't leave me w8ing!!!!!!!!

[[ OOC NOTE~ Vriska replaces the letter "B" and things that sound like "ate" with "8"

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[usedslam]

how u type doesnt make sense
8e just sounds like 80 if u say it unless thats a b ohhh
and whats a wriggler???
also hi im shooter

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[usedslam]

well....
you seem cool and i guess we got here by magic so
why not???
i dont have any reason NOT to believe it!!
but if we ever meet i want to see your blue blood!
as proof!

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[8luh8luh]

Fiiiiiiiine, I guess I can show you.
Human 8lood is red, right Red?
The trolls I know with red 8lood were such gru88ers, haha!
8ut you're not like them. Not gru88er-like at all.

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[usedslam]

well duh everything has red blood
except aliens i guess but everything on earth
except maybe bugs but i dont smash bugs thats for little kids and im already ten
is grubber an alien word it sounds like yur saying something mean
so thanks!!

[ text ] .... ;3; he is the cutest thing wgjdslfk

[8luh8luh]

I'm glad to hear that you are past smashing 8ugs.
You should 8e nice to them.
Especially spiders!

[ text ] lkjh thank you! ;u; He is also the BEST JUDGE OF CHARACTER can you tell

[usedslam]

well yeah spiders are awesome
they have fangs and lots of eyes and legs
so cool
i tried to keep one as a pet once but my mom freaked out
oh a mom is a parent by the way

[ text ] YES HE IS BEST EVER. I kinda feel bad about having Vriska pick on him |Da

[8luh8luh]

Spiders ARE awesome!
And I know what a mom is!
8ut why would she freak out over a cute little spider????????

[ text ] NAH MAN IT'S COOL the little that doesn't go way over his head is shaken off fast

[usedslam]

she thinks theyre gross i guess
but thats part of why theyre so cool
anyway wait if youre an alien how come you speak japanese?? is there an alien japan to?

[ Translator what translator, Shooter's more interested in running around with his new Pokemon buddy than figuring out this world. ]

[ text ] good, good ;u;. And sorry I'm late gowiejsdlf

[8luh8luh]

They're not gross!
All cool, no gross!
What's a japan?

[ text ] No problem! o/

[usedslam]

japan is a place
its a country and japanese is a language
like a way people talk
how can we talk if you dont no what language youre speaking???