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[8etterl8]

So what the fuck happened?
One minute I was in Saffron, 8asking in the warmth of my comfy human 8ed.
The next I find myself in some forest missing a few days.
What the fuck is that all a8out????????
I finally made my way 8ack to civilaz8tion, and find out I'm 8ack in Golden8ore.
Gr8.
Where is everyone else aaaaaaaanyway?

[Guess who just stumbled

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[striderismo]

sounds like someone had a few too many roofies with dinner
were all in blackthorn now
eating bigass medium rare dragon steaks
dragon jerky
dragonburgers with hot sauce and onions
and you know
not freezing our asses off in a forest

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[8etterl8]

Gr8, well you all enjoy your fucking warmth and dragon8urgers, and roofies.
And for your information, I am no longer freezing my ass of in a forest.
I am a8solutely complacent and snuggly warm 8y now.

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[striderismo]

i always enjoy my roofies
guess you made it to creepdaddys house then

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[8etterl8]

8y 'creepydaddys' I'm assuming you mean this Other Father guy?
Then yes, yes I'm on my way there.
You know him then?

text; I am so sorry, AJ /face in hands

[striderismo]

yeah hes an alright dude
raises a few lovingly emblazoned pedobear flags but im pretty sure hes not a registered sex offender or anything
maybe an unregistered one

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[8etterl8]

Pedo8ear flags........
Do I even want to know?
All I know was he sent me a fucking warm coat.

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[striderismo]

oh hell to the fucking no
what do you even need a fucking coat for
you have blubber

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[8etterl8]

What the fuck, Strider!?
I do not have 8lu88er!
I happen to like this fucking coat, it's even in my color.
Oh no, I get it.
You're jeeeeeeeealous.

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[striderismo]

dude why would i need a coat
when i get cold
i just call up my forevergirl john
and he shows up to get his cuddle on with me
arms all around each other like a big warm blanket of ironically homosexual affection
we have a goddamn snuggle party
straight up nuzzling and shit
who even needs coats

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[8etterl8]

........
Well I could call up John if I wanted to.
I'm just not that needy.
I happen to 8e a8le to take care of myself.

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[striderismo]

so then i guess your self-sufficient ass wont be needing that nice warm coat
could pass it on to someone who does
you know
if you were feeling fucking generous