bears hate global warming

you know you live in a shitty house when you get excited to come home and find that your door has a knob.

There’s a made for tv movie ( Read more... )

i should probably stop drinking a pitcher of beer and then 6 whiskey cokes on nights that have to work at 8AM

But I probaly won't, so shut up.

So remember that simpsons episode when Bart randomly gets a charge card in the mail ( Read more... )

started drinking at 1 pm. A whiskey coke and 7 & 7s with Leslie and Kate at the Barrel - Laura hung out later ( Read more... )

Hey guess what, Omar's is a strip joint. I had no idea - but I found out right quick.

I think the dancer pinched a nerve or something in my thigh - my leg is feeling very uncomfortable. But you know, I don't mind.

This seems almost obligatory if not retarded ( Read more... )

I've determined my roommate David is a dick. This new year's eve sucks testicles, as I drink alone in my lightless ice box of a room. Under the weather no less, so even if there was a party I could go to, I couldn't because I'm sick (oh and there is that whole no form of transportation thing)

Happy fucking New Year

the light in my room went out, I have no light bulbs.