Intro Post

[respawnedhero]

[Mysterion cursed and kicked the ground upon finding himself suddenly in a place that was very definitely not South Park. He really, really did not need any more weirdness in his life. How he ended up here, he didn't know, but the ten year old superhero didn't plan on staying if he could help it. There had to be a way out of here

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[respawnedhero]

[Talking cats are, by the standard of his world, not that weird. Asking them for advice, though, still feels a little awkward.] Pardon me, [he says in his gravelly, trying-to-hide-my-identity-like-Batman-does voice] I hate to interrupt, but where are we?

[respawnedhero]

[[OOC: It's fine.]]

[Huh, polite people. Cats. Whatever. It's a novel concept regardless. Mysterion kneels to be on eye level (or closer to it) with the cats and addresses Luna solemnly.]

Yes ma'am. I'm from South Park, Colorado. And I need to get back.

[scarlet_discord]

[Wanda was having a weird night. She had gotten totally lost while out on one of the long, brooding midnight walks she always took, and now she was being followed. Three guys, matching black hoodies, hands shoved deep in their pockets, thinking they were subtle by trailing half a block behind.

She noticed what looked suspiciously like another costume up ahead. Young looking, but she wasn't picky. She took a step in that direction--and heard the guys speed up behind her. They had seen him too and didn't want her going for help.

One of them grabbed her arm--and the air flared up with a watery blue light as she turned on them with a snarl. "get the hell off of me!" Her hands were glowing, and as she turned one of the guys gave a yelp as his feet slipped out from under him.

[respawnedhero]

[Woman in trouble? Mysterion instintively leaped forward to help, even though she didn't look like a pushover, because three to one odds were always bad for the one in that equation. Throwing a punch to the stomach to the one who had barely ducked Wanda's wrath, he pushed forward and shoved the man off his feet. He collided with the building's wall behind with a satisfying, painful sounding thud.]

Need some backup, lady?

[Not that it wasn't glaringly obvious to him she had superpowers that he lacked, but he couldn't really leave anyone to fend for themselves. It's the priniciple of the matter.]

[scarlet_discord]

Glad for it, thanks.

[Guy number three pulled a knife out. Wanda made an occult gesture at him and the knife twisted in his hand, cutting the hell out of his palm. He yelled and took a step backward.]

Goddamn 'bangers think I'm easy meat because I'm young and skinny.

[respawnedhero]

Ah, ageism.

[It's easy enough to kick the idiotic knife guy inbetween the legs; after that, he glowers and reaches for his taser. Either these idiots leave or they will get zapped and left seizing in the alleyway.]

Although it may be seixsm as well. Most of the people I see jumped are women.