WHERE IS MY HUSBAND YOU ARE ALL NUTS BY THE WAY.

[literallyhorny]

PADFOOT. KINDLY REPORT IN.

Love James.

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[ledogfather]

I want to know, does this mean you're my wife?

You always were the more feminine one.

o/

[literallyhorny]

NO. A thousand nos. Nose. Noses ... es?

Anyway, WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN. I've been veritably stranded here like a cream-puff on a jelly for WEEKS.

Re: sieg heil

[ledogfather]

What are you on about, Prongs? You've not even been away for hours, let alone weeks. Sorry I didn't send a search party out for you or anything, I thought you'd just got stuck in the bathroom again.

Say, now that we're on the subject ... Exactly what is this place? I don't remember coming here - one moment I was trying to persuade Susan Robards to come join me for a ... Private ... Conversation in the broom cupboard, next I know, I'm ... Here!

Where-ever here is.

oh very funny.

[literallyhorny]

I didn't get stuck in any bathroom, I choose to hide out there until Peter brought me something to clip off that rogue beard with after you tried aging us to get alcohol in Hogsmeade.

This is a -

Robards, really?

[literallyhorny]

Heeeey, Evans. Wait a sec - how long have you been here UNPROTECTED BY ME? This place is insane!

[literallyhorny]

You're alright, right? You're okay? Could be ... giant ants or something running around.