Fic Recs!
I've read a ridiculous amount of Kane/Toews fic (say, everything on AO3), so I figured I'd put together a list of recommendations. All the information comes directly from AO3, and I've marked my favorites with hearts. I might add my own summaries to these later, but for now, I thought I'd just work on getting this monstrosity posted.
Listed alphabetically by title
#1 Crush by queeniegalore
Explicit, 4937 words
Patrick shows up at his and Jonny's hotel room under the influence of sex magic. 5000 words of porn ensues.
#hotshawce by liketheroad
Explicit, 5014 words
In which there is a threesome, and Andrew Shaw is the greatest. Basically.
♥ 5 Things Everyone Really Didn't Need to Know About Kaner and Tazer's Sex Life, Thanks by grim_lupine
Explicit, 6343 words
See title.
♥ 53 Blowjobs: A Love Story by zarathuse
Mature, 7337 words
Sometimes you have to go down before you can go out.
And It Goes Like This by go_gentle
Mature, 5263 words
Kaner doesn’t mean for Johnny to walk in on him jerking off.
And It's Over, and I'm Goin' Under by mockturtletale
Explicit, 15048 words
And that’s the story of how Kaner finds himself slumping down to the floor against his best friend’s front door, shaking a little and half covered in goosebumps. Sporting a semi and fighting the urge to cry.
And Just Enjoy the Show by cherryvanilla
Mature, 3054 words
"Can't do it alone, I've tried."
Baby, You Can Have Whatever You Like by cherryvanilla
Explicit, 7334 words
To say the De-Virginization of Patrick Kane goes off without a hitch is a bald-faced lie.
Bare-boned and Crazy for You by aprettyaway
Explicit, 1906 words
Kaner's plan abruptly changes when he spins around, high off of the game and the win, to find Tazer giving him that devouring, wanting look that makes Kaner want to drop to his knees.
Breathe Easy for a While by Lake
Explicit, 9278 words
In which these dudes are idiots for a while but eventually get their acts together, and Patrick's not as dumb as Jonny sometimes worries he is.
Can You Feel the Beat of My Heart? and the rest of the College AU series by beyondtheclouds
Teen and Up, 10240 words (in the first story)
College AU. Feelings are too complicated; Jonny really doesn't like thinking about them.
♥ Caring is Creepy by liketheroad
Not Rated, 8658 words
In which Tazer is truth whammied by a Canucks fan and it turns out he has a lot of feelings. Mostly about Kaner. But also about bacon.
♥ Crossroad Blues by randomeliza
Explicit, 24220 words
In which the demon Patrick Kane gives Jonathan Toews everything he's ever wanted.
Don't You Rock My Boat by impertinence
Explicit, 18120 words
Kaner wakes up soulbonded to Tazer. Then gay shit happens.
Dumb Mistakes by loverafterme
Explicit, 2910 words
Pat makes a lot of dumb mistakes in his life, and his hook-up with Jonathan Toews after the World Juniors was supposed to be one of them.
Extra Company by beyondtheclouds
Explicit, 2191 words
It gets a little lonely on the road for Pat without Jonny, but leave it to his teammates to get him some extra company.
Five Times Kaner and Johnny Almost Kissed and the One Time They Finally Did by cherryvanilla
Mature, 5146 words
What it says on the tin.
Five Times Kaner Tried to Get Johnny to Talk Dirty and the One Time He Finally Did by cherryvanilla
Explicit, 4185 words
What it says on the tin.
Furniture Shopping is for Lovebirds by loverafterme
Explicit, 2859 words
Pat and Jonny go shopping for a new couch, and Pat decides to break-in the new furniture the only way he knows how to.
Graduated from the You-and-I-versity by staraflur
Explicit, 13959 words
Patrick gets better.
Highly Sticked by jedusaur
Explicit, 3939 words
"Yes, Kaner," Sharpy's saying as Jonny sits down next to them with a beer. "It would indeed be gay to measure your teammates' dicks to find out whose is biggest."
♥ How to Become a Man by liketheroad and mockturtletale
Explicit, 35599 words
In which Kaner gets spontaneously de-aged into a six-year-old, and he and Tazer both have a lot of growing up to do.
♥ In Sickness and in Health by grim_lupine
General Audiences, 1210 words
“That is disgusting,” Johnny says in a vaguely fascinated tone. Patrick blows his nose again until his ears pop and gives Johnny the finger when he’s done.
“Nice bedside manner you’ve got there,” Patrick grumbles. “Don’t quit your day job."
It's a Love Story, Baby, Just Say Yes by svmadelyn
Mature, 34080 words
Kaner tries to fuck his way out of love. That goes as well as you might imagine.
Just What I Ordered by phuckphace
Mature, 2584 words
5 times Pat ordered a drink from the hot bartender and one time he didn't. Or the bar AU where Pat orders shots with ridiculous names from Johnny.
♥ Look Around Once in a While by achilleees
Mature, 11123 words
One man’s struggle to take it easy. Based off of “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” but instead of girlfriends and daddy issues, there’s hockey and pining. And daddy issues.
Never Face the Music (When It's Dire) and the rest of the Ever After series by notamagnet
Mature, 12241 words (in the first story)
When Jon meets Pat, Pat’s working at a CVS while going to community college. Jon’s still captain of the Blackhawks and Pat’s still…Kaner. He just doesn’t play professional hockey. (He wishes he did, though.)
♥ Not a Heart of Gold by queeniegalore
Explicit, 14451 words
For the longest time this fic was unofficially titled 'Kaner's not a hooker but Tazer probably wants him to be', and I really can't think of a better way to summarise it than that. Many words of Tazer fantasising, pining, jerking off, and paying for sex, because that's apparently how he rolls.
Okay By Us by sev313
Explicit, 15944 words
When Duncs and Seabs realize that Johnny's in love with Kaner, they put a plan in motion to help him out.
Patrick Kane, Matchmaker Extraordinaire by ObscuredMemory
Explicit, 18989 words
Four times Kaner set Jonathan up on truly disastrous dates, with everyone from a bubbly beautician to a blond Canuck, and once he found someone who fit the bill.
♥ Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl) by liketheroad
Not Rated, 7788 words
In which Jonny turns into a short, ugly girl, but Patrick still wants to hit that anyway.
♥ Promise I'm Worthy (To Hold in Your Arms) and the rest of the One and Only series by cherryvanilla
Explicit, 22092 words (in the first story)
So come on and give me a chance to prove I am the one who can walk that mile.
Second Best to None by beyondtheclouds
Mature, 5666 words
Sam Gagner gets traded to the Hawks. Jonny really isn't sure how he feels about that.
Slow Night by grim_lupine
Teen and Up, 1034 words
They make out like that for what feels like forever, until Patrick’s limbs feel heavy and he feels warm all over-not the dizzying warmth of a fever, but an easy, soothing feeling like falling asleep in the sun.
Slumpbuster by liketheroad
Not Rated, 5439 words
This is the story of how Tazer decides he needs to fuck Kaner for the team, but ends up accidentally dating him instead.
♥ Sugar Dumpling Muffin Baby by liketheroad
Mature, 15783 words
In which pet names lead to feelings, or possibly the other way around.
The Best Parts of Lonely by liketheroad
Not Rated, 26069 words
Boarding school AU. Or; In which there is homesickness, bedsharing, emotional ineptitude, pining, crying, and an excessive amount of T.J. Oshie.
Things That Go Bump in the Night (Beautiful Collision) by noidealtype
Mature, 7455 words
5 times Kaner walked in on a "private moment" between teammates or other NHL players and the one time he and Toews got interrupted.
♥ Tied If We Stay by staraflur
Explicit, 29987 words
It takes 140 characters or less and one absolute fucking moron to change Jon's entire life forever. He should have known all along it would be Kaner. It always is.
♥ Tour de Force by thehoyden
Explicit, 23521 words
“Write what you know” was good enough advice for Jo March, so it’s good enough for Patrick Kane.
When the Morning After Lasts Forever by Herwhereabouts
Explicit, 15543 words
They get drunk!married in Vegas totally by accident, and then they have to stay married. Shenanigans abound.
Written All Over My Face by rsadelle
Explicit, 4678 words
He and Jonny hook up sometimes, sober on the road, drunk at home, but Pat isn't thinking about that, not when he takes Jonny's jersey and not later, when he's getting ready for bed in a room that's too empty with just him in it and he opens his bag to the bright red of a jersey. He just takes the jersey out of his bag and pulls it on over his t-shirt.
♥ Your Daddy's Aim is True by thefourthvine
Explicit, 14986 words
Johnny laughs. He sounds almost hysterical. But that isn't the worst part; in the background, Patrick can hear a high, hideous noise, unearthly and terrible. "Johnny," he says, genuinely scared now, "did you summon a demon?" He's read about that shit. It never goes anywhere good.
"Did you?" Johnny says, and he sounds - he sounds serious. Patrick doesn't have anything to say to that. "Just get the fuck back here," Johnny says, and hangs up the phone.
Feel free to comment or post your own recs!
Listed alphabetically by title
#1 Crush by queeniegalore
Explicit, 4937 words
Patrick shows up at his and Jonny's hotel room under the influence of sex magic. 5000 words of porn ensues.
#hotshawce by liketheroad
Explicit, 5014 words
In which there is a threesome, and Andrew Shaw is the greatest. Basically.
♥ 5 Things Everyone Really Didn't Need to Know About Kaner and Tazer's Sex Life, Thanks by grim_lupine
Explicit, 6343 words
See title.
♥ 53 Blowjobs: A Love Story by zarathuse
Mature, 7337 words
Sometimes you have to go down before you can go out.
And It Goes Like This by go_gentle
Mature, 5263 words
Kaner doesn’t mean for Johnny to walk in on him jerking off.
And It's Over, and I'm Goin' Under by mockturtletale
Explicit, 15048 words
And that’s the story of how Kaner finds himself slumping down to the floor against his best friend’s front door, shaking a little and half covered in goosebumps. Sporting a semi and fighting the urge to cry.
And Just Enjoy the Show by cherryvanilla
Mature, 3054 words
"Can't do it alone, I've tried."
Baby, You Can Have Whatever You Like by cherryvanilla
Explicit, 7334 words
To say the De-Virginization of Patrick Kane goes off without a hitch is a bald-faced lie.
Bare-boned and Crazy for You by aprettyaway
Explicit, 1906 words
Kaner's plan abruptly changes when he spins around, high off of the game and the win, to find Tazer giving him that devouring, wanting look that makes Kaner want to drop to his knees.
Breathe Easy for a While by Lake
Explicit, 9278 words
In which these dudes are idiots for a while but eventually get their acts together, and Patrick's not as dumb as Jonny sometimes worries he is.
Can You Feel the Beat of My Heart? and the rest of the College AU series by beyondtheclouds
Teen and Up, 10240 words (in the first story)
College AU. Feelings are too complicated; Jonny really doesn't like thinking about them.
♥ Caring is Creepy by liketheroad
Not Rated, 8658 words
In which Tazer is truth whammied by a Canucks fan and it turns out he has a lot of feelings. Mostly about Kaner. But also about bacon.
♥ Crossroad Blues by randomeliza
Explicit, 24220 words
In which the demon Patrick Kane gives Jonathan Toews everything he's ever wanted.
Don't You Rock My Boat by impertinence
Explicit, 18120 words
Kaner wakes up soulbonded to Tazer. Then gay shit happens.
Dumb Mistakes by loverafterme
Explicit, 2910 words
Pat makes a lot of dumb mistakes in his life, and his hook-up with Jonathan Toews after the World Juniors was supposed to be one of them.
Extra Company by beyondtheclouds
Explicit, 2191 words
It gets a little lonely on the road for Pat without Jonny, but leave it to his teammates to get him some extra company.
Five Times Kaner and Johnny Almost Kissed and the One Time They Finally Did by cherryvanilla
Mature, 5146 words
What it says on the tin.
Five Times Kaner Tried to Get Johnny to Talk Dirty and the One Time He Finally Did by cherryvanilla
Explicit, 4185 words
What it says on the tin.
Furniture Shopping is for Lovebirds by loverafterme
Explicit, 2859 words
Pat and Jonny go shopping for a new couch, and Pat decides to break-in the new furniture the only way he knows how to.
Graduated from the You-and-I-versity by staraflur
Explicit, 13959 words
Patrick gets better.
Highly Sticked by jedusaur
Explicit, 3939 words
"Yes, Kaner," Sharpy's saying as Jonny sits down next to them with a beer. "It would indeed be gay to measure your teammates' dicks to find out whose is biggest."
♥ How to Become a Man by liketheroad and mockturtletale
Explicit, 35599 words
In which Kaner gets spontaneously de-aged into a six-year-old, and he and Tazer both have a lot of growing up to do.
♥ In Sickness and in Health by grim_lupine
General Audiences, 1210 words
“That is disgusting,” Johnny says in a vaguely fascinated tone. Patrick blows his nose again until his ears pop and gives Johnny the finger when he’s done.
“Nice bedside manner you’ve got there,” Patrick grumbles. “Don’t quit your day job."
It's a Love Story, Baby, Just Say Yes by svmadelyn
Mature, 34080 words
Kaner tries to fuck his way out of love. That goes as well as you might imagine.
Just What I Ordered by phuckphace
Mature, 2584 words
5 times Pat ordered a drink from the hot bartender and one time he didn't. Or the bar AU where Pat orders shots with ridiculous names from Johnny.
♥ Look Around Once in a While by achilleees
Mature, 11123 words
One man’s struggle to take it easy. Based off of “Ferris Bueller’s Day Off,” but instead of girlfriends and daddy issues, there’s hockey and pining. And daddy issues.
Never Face the Music (When It's Dire) and the rest of the Ever After series by notamagnet
Mature, 12241 words (in the first story)
When Jon meets Pat, Pat’s working at a CVS while going to community college. Jon’s still captain of the Blackhawks and Pat’s still…Kaner. He just doesn’t play professional hockey. (He wishes he did, though.)
♥ Not a Heart of Gold by queeniegalore
Explicit, 14451 words
For the longest time this fic was unofficially titled 'Kaner's not a hooker but Tazer probably wants him to be', and I really can't think of a better way to summarise it than that. Many words of Tazer fantasising, pining, jerking off, and paying for sex, because that's apparently how he rolls.
Okay By Us by sev313
Explicit, 15944 words
When Duncs and Seabs realize that Johnny's in love with Kaner, they put a plan in motion to help him out.
Patrick Kane, Matchmaker Extraordinaire by ObscuredMemory
Explicit, 18989 words
Four times Kaner set Jonathan up on truly disastrous dates, with everyone from a bubbly beautician to a blond Canuck, and once he found someone who fit the bill.
♥ Pretty Good Looking (For a Girl) by liketheroad
Not Rated, 7788 words
In which Jonny turns into a short, ugly girl, but Patrick still wants to hit that anyway.
♥ Promise I'm Worthy (To Hold in Your Arms) and the rest of the One and Only series by cherryvanilla
Explicit, 22092 words (in the first story)
So come on and give me a chance to prove I am the one who can walk that mile.
Second Best to None by beyondtheclouds
Mature, 5666 words
Sam Gagner gets traded to the Hawks. Jonny really isn't sure how he feels about that.
Slow Night by grim_lupine
Teen and Up, 1034 words
They make out like that for what feels like forever, until Patrick’s limbs feel heavy and he feels warm all over-not the dizzying warmth of a fever, but an easy, soothing feeling like falling asleep in the sun.
Slumpbuster by liketheroad
Not Rated, 5439 words
This is the story of how Tazer decides he needs to fuck Kaner for the team, but ends up accidentally dating him instead.
♥ Sugar Dumpling Muffin Baby by liketheroad
Mature, 15783 words
In which pet names lead to feelings, or possibly the other way around.
The Best Parts of Lonely by liketheroad
Not Rated, 26069 words
Boarding school AU. Or; In which there is homesickness, bedsharing, emotional ineptitude, pining, crying, and an excessive amount of T.J. Oshie.
Things That Go Bump in the Night (Beautiful Collision) by noidealtype
Mature, 7455 words
5 times Kaner walked in on a "private moment" between teammates or other NHL players and the one time he and Toews got interrupted.
♥ Tied If We Stay by staraflur
Explicit, 29987 words
It takes 140 characters or less and one absolute fucking moron to change Jon's entire life forever. He should have known all along it would be Kaner. It always is.
♥ Tour de Force by thehoyden
Explicit, 23521 words
“Write what you know” was good enough advice for Jo March, so it’s good enough for Patrick Kane.
When the Morning After Lasts Forever by Herwhereabouts
Explicit, 15543 words
They get drunk!married in Vegas totally by accident, and then they have to stay married. Shenanigans abound.
Written All Over My Face by rsadelle
Explicit, 4678 words
He and Jonny hook up sometimes, sober on the road, drunk at home, but Pat isn't thinking about that, not when he takes Jonny's jersey and not later, when he's getting ready for bed in a room that's too empty with just him in it and he opens his bag to the bright red of a jersey. He just takes the jersey out of his bag and pulls it on over his t-shirt.
♥ Your Daddy's Aim is True by thefourthvine
Explicit, 14986 words
Johnny laughs. He sounds almost hysterical. But that isn't the worst part; in the background, Patrick can hear a high, hideous noise, unearthly and terrible. "Johnny," he says, genuinely scared now, "did you summon a demon?" He's read about that shit. It never goes anywhere good.
"Did you?" Johnny says, and he sounds - he sounds serious. Patrick doesn't have anything to say to that. "Just get the fuck back here," Johnny says, and hangs up the phone.
Feel free to comment or post your own recs!