You are not Cinderella, and this is most definitely not Far Far Away, you dunce

[cgn]

Please keep in mind I was not in my right mind when I wrote this, and, in fact, by writing it I’ve lost a bit of my soul. If you find it, there’s a forty-two cent reward. Call now!

The Sweaty Quaffle
Lily: *sits innocently by lake*

Quaffle: *holyshitalmosthitsLilyintheface*

James: *runs over* *pulls off shirt dramatically, revealing his

Comments

[wrenifer]

I totally agree. That whole thing drives me crazy. BTW your story was really funny. But I didn't see your soul anywhere. Can I still have the money?

[cgn]

Haha, glad you liked it. But you haven't seen my soul? Damn, I keep losing that. Maybe that's the cause of my growing lack of morals...

[xxxmsmexxx]

Hahaha

Ah yes hello Vea

This mocking of ur own fic was brilliant if u dont mind my saying so and the rant afterwards was JUST perfect.

lol

Hope to see a lot more soon!!!

[cgn]

Haha, I love mocking myself. My friend actually inspired this one. It's a long story, but he was the one to come up with the name, too. :) Glad you liked!

[prettiermusings]

So hilarious! And so true; I completely agree with everything you said. You can't fall in love in the course of a day, and if you think you can, then you're delusional. Or it's lust, like how fangirls "love" celebrities. The word love is thrown around so much that the meaning of it is skewed pretty badly. It's very sad.

Oh, and this?
Wind: *blowsmagicallythroughtheairbecausethisisasuperspeeshulmoment* *makestheirhairmovesimeltaneouslyandsomehowmakesitlookliketheirhairisdoingtherobot*

*dies* Great rant!

[cgn]

Oh, don't even get me going on Celebrity!Love. Hey, people, guess what? You don't know that person! That measn you can't love them! Ack. I don't have a problem with people saying they love something, so long as they don't believe they're in love when they're really not.

Hehe, my second-favorite part. ;) Thanks!