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[7thsunrising]

So, if I'm reading things correctly, and I think I am, I have just one question:

Is everyone in this school bent but me?!

I mean, I'm happy for everyone if they're happy, but this is severely limiting my chances of finding someone to snog.

Comments

[icanhazdethstik]

Oh pfffft, like you've never thought of being with another girl before? There's nothing wrong with being a little... sexually curious. What can I say? I like the best of both worlds

[7thsunrising]

Everyone's thought of it, I just happen to prefer blokes.

[flying_stag]

Harry might not be bent. You should check it out. Though, he might be. I think he is, but he denies it. And he'll probably be happy to snog you just to prove to me he's not bent, so you'll both win.

[7thsunrising]

You really think-

Shut it, Potter.

[flying_stag]

Shut it, Potter? Is that really the best you can do? I've had worse, three times before breakfast. You'd think with as many brothers as you've got, you'd be a little more... well... creative in your insults.

Or could it be that I've touched a nerve and little Miss Weasley is rendered incoherent by her crush on little Stinkerbum?

[7thsunrising]

I could just hex you and be done with it!

[oneeighthveela]

... Right? I'm in complete agreement with you.

[7thsunrising]

I suspect James Potter is slipping something into the morning pumpkin juice.

[oneeighthveela]

Wouldn't put it past him. I think I'll be having words with him if he is.

We should look into the Durmstrang or Beauxbaton boys, I think. Long distance, but might be our only luck.

[7thsunrising]

Durmstrang boys are a bit ... broody, don't you think?

((OOC: Ignore my amazing ability to not log out of my main account!))

[a_bookish_witch]

I can safely say no.

[7thsunrising]

That makes all the girls then, as far as I know. All the girls and my brothers.

[a_bookish_witch]

There are more than us out there, don't worry. And you're a good witch, you'll find someone eventually, I'm sure.

Boys are just thick sometimes.

[7thsunrising]

Thank you! I hope so!

Trust me, I know. I grew up with Ron.

[wonwon_weasley]

So what if everyone's bent? which I'm certainly not but that's none of your business There is no reason you should even be looking at guys! You're too young!

[a_bookish_witch]

She's just a year younger than us, Ron. And I seem to remember you oggling a fair number of girls at the world cup last year.

[wonwon_weasley]

Too young! And yeah, I may have been. I also remember you oggling Krum and look how that turned out.

[a_bookish_witch]

We're friends. We exchange letters periodically. Is that a crime?

At least I wasn't spewing lies at veelas to try and be noticed.